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Malaysian 370 contact switch 120 decimal 9. Good night. >> Breaking news tonight. A Malaysia Airlines flight with 239 people on board, including four Americans, has gone missing even as these grainy satellite images released today by the Chinese government. >> Again, the Malaysian flight was a was one shot at China saying knock it up. >> Why shoot it down though if it's not hostile? Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. >> What the heck is it? >> They need distance annihilated. >> This country is very powerful. >> Far more powerful than people understand. We have weaponry that nobody has any idea what it is. And it is the most powerful weapons in the world. Not even close. I remember the line from Hindu scripture is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multiarmed form and says now I am become death to destroy of worlds. I suppose we all thought that one way or another. Am I on time? Finally, he says kind of kind of chat. Good news and bad news for you, Subspace Sailor. Good news, you're on time. This is me interacting you within real time. Or maybe I'm a time traveler. How can you tell a difference? I don't know. Hello, Josh. Polarity Josh in the chat everybody. OMG, bad news. I've got video games to prepare for. But before we get to video game time, chat, I've been thinking about it. Once upon a time when I started this live stream, I thought I was going to do more video game streams, but I've been adding it up in my head. We've only done one ever, maybe two, but probably just one out of like 400, 500 live streams, and it was a lot of fun. Dead reset. We might have to do that again. Okay, before we get to that, there's a little bit of news I want to go through. We got some things happening in the world here today. Number one, where's my book? Here it is. Quick update for people out there. Ashen Forbes still has not been zapped by the CIA. Still not killed by the CIA yet. Pretty sweet, chat. Um, this book right here is the big secret. It's definitely about manipulating spaceime, manipulating gravity. That's what this UFO topic is all about. David Froin, the more I think about it, this guy has to be Salvatore Pais has to be the spiritual successor. So, one thing I want to point out before we start talking about video games and what have you is in the end of this is the appendix. Um, there is the paper right here. I think this is it. No, that's not the one right here. Look at this field. We've been wondering how do you make one of these special gravity beams? They actually, it's talked about a lot in the APEC conferences, the alternate propulsion conferences, but it's never really made sense to me on what it is, how exactly it works. Specially conditioned EM radiation research with transmitting toidal antennas. David Frroning and George Hathaway. I read that [ __ ] I read the whole paper. And basically, it's about them trying to figure out how to make these special EM fields that we're calling SU2 fields. So, when you hear when you see the word SU2, that is just to confuse you. They're basically saying that's a gra they turn an electromagnetic wave like a light beam into a gravity beam. And in it they basically say that it works but their experiments are inconclusive. And you would say just reading through it, I'm reading I'm thinking in my head about these two guys deciding to test including the tooidal uh what is it? The offshaped like triangle tooidal coil that's in here as well. And they test it and they go in all this detail and they say everything is promising, everything looks good. we tested everything on a small scale and they're like it's it's ideal for research and they're like but we didn't really see anything and you're sitting there thinking if you were developing if you were researching some science you would want to you would want to build it up. You would want to hype it up. You would want to oversell it. But in that paper they're underelling it the whole time. Which leads me to believe that these guys really did figure it out and they really did classify it. And what we get in the public is a nerfed version of the science that doesn't go far enough to convince the public. Doesn't go far enough to convince the Sabine Hassenfelders of the world. Now, sorry guys. The other big update that I want to talk about quickly is the back and forth. Maybe not. Okay. Back and forth beef with me or me just basically ragging on Sabine Hosenfelder. And here's my big problem with it. We're starting to see these people all flipping their narratives. Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think I was watching I I think Polarity Josh was actually I was watching him recently and talking about these people switching their narratives. Neil Degrasse Tyson is one of the key people doing it. He's saying oh before he was saying the aliens can't ever get here. We shouldn't worry about the aliens. It's stupid to think about that. And now all these videos, anomalous stuff are being released. And now he's going, "Guys, we have to get ready for the aliens." What changed? Physics hasn't changed. What's the What's exactly is changing here? And another great example is Sabine Hassenfelder. She just made a video saying that Sunny White's Casemir free energy microchip isn't real. It's not real. Physics doesn't work. So I challenge her on it and they come back and they always come back with, well, it's a symmetrical system and any any system is going to is going to uh be uh have to be energy conserved. So there's no way you can get net energy out of it, which is not thinking outside the box enough. But here's my problem is that today she posts a video and says I think faster than light communication is possible. And I'm just sitting here going, am I in the Twilight Zone right now? This is a woman that makes a video saying the CIA is lying about ghost murmur. that their quantum technology they use that they call ghost murmur isn't real physics. And then she says, "But you know what? I believe that the aliens have secret alien communication technologies that we don't know about." How how can you keep those two ideas in your head at the same time? It's the same physics. There's no secret alien physics that humans can't understand. It's just right there. And this is what I hate about these people hedging or fence sitting or whatever you want to call it because I think they see the writing on the wall. They see they're going to be proven wrong and they have been spent their whole career ragging on people claiming that their science is fake. That it literally Sabine has a [ __ ] meter that she does in every video. And now these people are going to be the ones who are going to be the bullshitters, the ones that were the gatekeepers, the ones that didn't understand science. And now they're trying to hedge. So they can be like, "No, I I never said it wasn't real. I always thought it was real." Chat, I don't know how I'm going to not crash out on these people. I don't know how I'm going to not crash out. You know what? I was gonna be mean and talk about politics before we do video games tonight, but I just don't even really care anymore. I think the best way to deal with the whole woke right situation that's happening right now is just to ignore them. Just to let them go and move on with their lives. I want us focused on things that matter. But if you're somebody that's upset about Thomas Massie or politics in general, honestly, any of it, then here's what you need to know. None of that [ __ ] matters. None of that matters at all. Whether or not Thomas Massie won or lost isn't going to make a difference at all. Just a game, just a distraction. It's circus and peanuts. What actually matters is if you want to actually free this country and actually help common Americans, the absolute best thing you could do is promote UFO disclosure. You would say, Ashton, why? What does the hell does UFO disclosure have to do with helping common people? Because UFO disclosure is about free energy. It's about fusion energy for the world. It means everybody's going to have as much energy as they need basically for free. Just imagine like homeless people can have heat when it's cold. You know, simple things like that. People forget the very very simple things of this world. So that's what I would tell you to focus on. Focus on UFOs. Focus on free energy. focus on something that's going to actually help us out. Um, oh yeah, I need to promote this real quick. Sorry, there's a couple things we got to do. Curious Crossroads video. Uh, Curious Crossroads just dropped, guys. Check it out. Great conversation. Very recent. I think it was like last weekend or something like that. Uh we talk about fusion, talk about gravity manipulation, talk about what happened with MH370, get you guys up to date on that. U and then on Friday, the Pat Gray conversation will be dropping. So Pat Gray on the Blaze on Friday morning. That one's going to be amazing. Um one more clip. Where is it? Oh yeah, one more update, too. A lot of updates, guys. I'm going to forget about some of this on Friday. That's why I wanted to do a little live stream. What this also means, if we can manipulate spaceime, if we can reduce the cool barrier, Lulu, please girl, don't hit the camera. Um, what this means in terms of fusion, it means that we are literally going to get t-u nerfed fusion. No matter what fusion they give us, the version of fusion that we're about to get is going to be a version that is a low coefficient of performance. coefficient of performance of three, coefficient of performance four. You may say, "Wow, Ashton, gain four times energy out is huge. Four times more energy out than you get in is is crazy." And I'm telling you, that's a t-uass nerfed fusion. Thank you for the donuts in the chat. what this means. And if you literally read the scientific paper I was just referencing for you, including the other ones that are in here, the implications on fusion are that the energy requirements go down by more than a factor of 100. The energy requirements for fusion go down by more than a factor of 100. more. Honestly, they're they're being conservative in the book because the math is such that if you were able to manipulate spaceime, then the amount of energy it takes to make fusion happen goes down and down and down and down and down. So, the more you're able to manipulate spaceime, the cheaper the energy requirement gets. So, it actually becomes a type of thing where the more manipulation you can do, the cheaper it gets, the better it gets. So, energy cost goes down and down and down and down and down, gets progressively cheaper. So what the math means is that those coefficient of performances that we're going to get out of fusion are janky as hell. We're essentially in theory able to get infinite coefficient of performance true free energy. Now not in practice it won't be actually infinite coefficient of performance but you can imagine coefficient of performance of 1,000 for example a thousand times more energy out than you put into that system. So truly we are looking at an age of absolute free energy. There's no way no way around it. That's what the future holds. Now it's not just Sabine Hosenfelder, not just Neil Degrasse Tyson changing their perspectives. Listen to the narrative shift of Joe Rogan himself. This is from today, guys. This is from today. the people that speculate on how these advanced species, whatever they are, they're able to travel that there's some sort of manipulation of spaceime that it's not as simple as like what we do, which is very crude. We do propulsion. We burn things and push stuff out the back and it makes stuff go forward. Or we have an internal combustion engine that does the same thing. It's makes explosions inside the engine, burns things, pushes the pistons around, forces the transmission, and it moves. What these things supposedly do, and again, this is all just crazy talk, but what they're able to do is manipulate spaceime itself and instantaneously travel from one place to the next cuz they have a control over the universe in a way that with us it's like completely theoretical. Like there's this woman that speculates that in the future someday, you know, with many many many advancements and who knows how many years of we will be able to travel quantumly like the way quantum particles are entangled. She believes that perhaps the entire universe works that way and that everything is connected and that this thing that we have this idea that the distance between stars is far too vast for a human to travel because you can't travel past the speed of light. And if you did travel past the speed of light, it would still take, you know, even if you went like two times the speed of light or three times the speed of light, it would still take thousands and thousands of years to just get to the closest planets outside of our solar system. And she thinks that one day perhaps, if not humans or whatever is coming after humans, we'll be able to quantumly travel. And you would imagine that would involve some sort of manipulation of space and time. that we can't quite understand. >> I mean, sounds pretty familiar. Uh, sounds kind of familiar, chat. Like, also, who is he referencing? Yeah, she who is he talking about here? I mean, quantum teleportation is like a whole thing. It's been out there. I'm like sitting here wondering like you can't even tell who he's referencing here. He's got it right, but I don't think he's referencing the right people. Anyway, I think this is funny because I mean I was trying to think like has he been talking about spacetime manipulation? I don't think that he has. Uh here you go. Uh where's my clip? Oh, I thought I had it ready. Quantum entanglement tunneling. Here you go. Who's even maybe you should be >> If we were to see the extra dimension, we would see the ripple in that extra dimension. And this is how quantum tunneling works as well. How is the electron getting through? Because there's an extra dimension and you're seeing the ripple. And now from the perspective of quantum mechanics, you would say there's a probability that the electrons on the other side of the wall. And so what is the analogy then if we say ER equals EPR? We say okay that's EPR. We just saw the electron teleport through a wall. It shouldn't be able to do physically. Well, the equivalent is we need to find out what's the barrier of our macroscopic reality. What's the wall? The wall is spaceime. The wall is the zero point energy. That's the wall between me being here and me being in your seat. So if we remove that 0 point energy, if we squeeze that 0 point energy out, then theoretically we can cause macroscopic quantum tunneling to honestly this this should be like a Nobel Prize winning clip. Like that's actually what's going down. That's me explaining what Joe Rogan was trying to explain using actual physics. Using actual physics. The other thing it reminds me of that clip that Joe Rogan just said there, I've got I've got all the receipts. This is why like it's just if I debate somebody, I almost want to do it virtual so I can just pull up the clips in real time cuz I just got receipts for days going on here. We talk about uh like how can you not bring up bring up Ben Rich? I just I can't believe this from the school of engineering inviting me to a lecture by Ben Rich. >> How are you going to say all points in space and time are connected and not bring up Ben Rich? Ben Rich was the director of Lheed Skunk Works for 16 years. He oversaw a number of USBs that were secretly managed at the Skunkworks, including most notably the development of the F-17 stealth fighter. >> This is one of my favorite clips because now we're sitting in the driver's seat now. Like, we're full-on in the driver's seat. We're ahead of everybody on this. We know we're right on this and we're just watching this play out and we're watching these people shift their narratives. I'm not trying to be egotistical and cocky. I actually don't care about credit that much. I just care that they don't get the credit. I care that they don't steal the credit. I care that because I knew this is what they were going to do. You can go back to my live streams from three years ago and I told you what's going to happen is they're going to fight it. They're going to ridicule it and then eventually they're going to try to take credit for it. At the end they're going to say, "No, we came up with this. We never said that wormals were stupid and now this is what they're doing. We're in the shift period right now and I'm not going to let them take the credit for it. Sorry. Sorry. You were not the first. You weren't even remotely there. This This is the community that's got the first 0ero point energy influencer. So, you want to start talking about 0ero point energy? That's great. That's great. You better say my name. You better say my name and you better talk about this community in relation to it because if you don't, we're going to talk about you. We're going to talk about you. That's just the way that it is. Sorry. I don't care if you don't like me. I don't care if I don't if I rub you the wrong way. Sorry. This is our community. This is our thing. You are the outsiders coming into our community trying to talk about our content. You're the ones that don't understand anything about it. We're the ones that researched everything. We're the ones that know how it all works. I am actually kind of just waiting for the time where Joe Rogan or one of these other guys starts talking about zero point energy because you know there's going to be a lump in their throat. There's going to be a lump in their throat cuz they don't want to talk about that one guy that they can't say his name. You know who I'm talking about. >> Ashton Forbes. You know that super jacked guy. >> Anyway, let's go to the Ben Rich thing and let's get some play some video games chat. Ben shared a slide set of about 40 slides of different things starting with the U2 spy plane going all the way up to the stealth fighter at that time mentioning that uh he couldn't talk about the other secret stuff but when he ended his talk was he had a slide of a black disc zipping off into outer space and he ended his this his talk with these words we now have the technology to take ET home. So, you have to have vision and you have to have the guts and the courage to go out past the steps. >> Bro, I'm gonna kind of just riff tonight. Some [ __ ] says from Loheed Martin, a defense contractor that's been building secret [ __ ] with the government since like 20s, some something like that. They say, "We've got the ability to take ET home." You better be locked in, bro. You better be locked the [ __ ] in. That's some kind of [ __ ] that people don't say normally, man. When they're saying that, they're trying to tell you something. They're trying to send you a message. The fact that we just all ignored this in the 90s when some dude's like, "Hey man, we can take ET home now." We're like, "Oh, that's cool." Like the old meme guy. Like, no, man. We need to be listening what he thinks. Let's pay attention right now. Let's make up for it. Here we go. What's going on? Why did it crash? What am I What am I actually looking at here? What is this? I think Streamyard crashed, guys. Let me pull it back up. That was weird. Hold on. That was a new That was a new error. li from the >> So you have to have vision and you have to have the guts and the courage to go out past the steps and do something of any value and we have to go past our grasp. Um and we asked them questions about it. You know, what did you mean when you said we have the technology to take ET home? Um Ben shared three major things that I think are are worthy of research by researchers worldwide at this point in time. Uh the first was we've somehow figured out how to do interstellar travel already. It's known. The second point he made was that there was an error in the equations. My suspicion is it's probably Maxwell's equations for electromagnetic magnetic theory. The third thing he said was how does ESP work? And I was >> okay. Okay. Okay, man. when he says there's an error in the equations and you're able to literally guess correctly on the first try, Maxwell's equations, and it's like really obvious because they used to be a lot more complicated and then they got simplified. Like when I was researching the physics in this, one of the first things I find out is that the core equations of electromagnetics uh were simplified. You're like, "Hey, we're looking for secret physics. Do you think that the fundamental electromagnetism equations that we simplified might have something to do with it?" Nope. Nope. No idea. Jesus, man. This is what I'm talking about when I'm just sitting here thinking like, "How did no one get this?" And then he responds. And this is the craziest response anybody could ever make. Some dude's telling you Loheed Martin engineer saying we can take ET home and you go how in the hell does that work, bro? And you're expecting him to say some crazy [ __ ] about magnets or you know aerospace jets or something like that and he comes back and he says, "How does ESP work?" You say that [ __ ] to me, you're going to start making people go skitso, man. You're gonna start making people go skit. This is what I'm talking about when I'm saying this whole topic makes people go crazy and disclosure is going to make a lot of people go crazy, man. You think it's bad out there right now? You start telling people that ESP and space-time manipulation are connected, they're not going to make it, man. I was watching a video Jillian Michaels interviewing Lu Alzando and she's like being moved to tears where he's talking about hybrids or some [ __ ] like that. abducting people like well basically like what um uh Michael Herrera was telling us about Indonesia and I'm just sitting there going this this is you're you're breaking up over this like you're not going to make it over this guys this is going to get a lot darker than alien hybrids like we're about to find out our whole reality is fake our whole reality our place in this universe is not what we thought it was and and you're losing it over some aliens squid people or insectoids or something man. Anyway, we got to we got to toughen up. Part of bullying these people is people need to really toughen up, man. Anyway, here we go. How does ESP work? >> Point he made was that there was an error in the equations. My suspicion is it's probably Maxwell's equations for electromagnetic magnetic theory. The third thing he said was, "How does ESP work?" And I was really kind of startled to because I didn't know what to say. But I blurted out, "I don't know. All points in time and space are connected." And he looked me back in the eye and he said, "That's how it works." What? Dude, how is that not like the cover of every magazine and newspaper? That's how it work. All point all points in space because that's the only way ESP could even theoretically work from a physical perspective. How could I theoretically just like remote view something over there? Well, there must be a secret connection. Oh, we have one. It's called quantum entanglement. We see it all over. We don't really understand it. Huh. All points in space and time are connected. That's the secret. That's what Joe Rogan was just saying on that clip. Okay. I said I wasn't going to only do one more thing, but I'm going to do one more. I'm procrastinating on video games chat. >> What do you think is in these? It's crazy. It's crazy. I'd rather talk about zero point energy than talk about than play video games. I don't know what's wrong with me. I I literally never will I will never forgive the CIA for making me want to do science and physics and math more than play video games. Unacceptable. I I just wanted to be a wholesome chungus, do my slave job, absorb my slop, consume, and then you had to have some videos leak on the internet. Broke my mind. turned me into a zero point energy influencer. It's not my fault, it's your fault, CIA. Let's just be honest. Anyway, one more clip. Timber. This is the same clip from before, but I just can't get over this. I literally can't get over this. >> What do you think is in these files? And why do you think they're not trying to release any of them? Like, they're they're partial release. >> Part of part of it is going to be that they're going to have to admit that they they've been lying to us all these years. And uh there could be some uh cover up of zero energy. Um there could be some other things. I don't ever I don't think we're ever going to get everything they have. Um but that's kind of the nature of the game. But >> what do you think is in >> that? This [ __ ] shook me chat. Like we're to the point now where we're teetering on the edge. The Congress people are about to start talking about this [ __ ] chat. They are about to start talking about this [ __ ] Some zero energy might be getting covered up. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Cuz this the reason why I love this is this means we might get more than just UFO videos. We might get documents. We might get scientific papers that go along with this. They have a lot more than just videos of things flying around in the sky. They've got scientific papers on field reverse configuration, on space-time manipulation, and I'm sure they got a whole bunch of [ __ ] on zero point energy, too. So, we could get a lot more. We are on the brink. And I'm very confident saying now we're not getting any aliens. There's no aliens. I want to go out and start making social media posts saying there's no aliens, guys. But it's going to send the wrong message because aliens are definitely real. Definitely real. I don't care what they look like. It doesn't even matter. They're definitely real. How do I know that? Because we can teleport and they got free energy. There's no [ __ ] way aliens aren't real, chat. There's no way. Aliens is like, when it comes to impossible things that are hard for me to believe in, aliens is down here. I got no problem believing in aliens. Who cares? Squids are aliens. Doesn't matter. Free energy. Watching something get transllocated through spaceime. That's some [ __ ] up here. That's some [ __ ] I can't even wrap my brain around even today. So yeah, of course aliens are real. Sure, who cares? Anyway, let's play some video games, chat. That's enough. Okay, here's the background. Here's the background, chat. I literally qualified for the Magic Arena World Championships. This feels weird to say it because I don't even believe it. I don't even believe it, but I somehow magically qualified for these World Championships and I want to try to be good or something. So, I submitted my deck and we're ready to play it out. We got to practice a little bit. I just saw they released to us just the competitors the metag game of the decks. There's a whole bunch of control decks. It's going to be super aids chat. If you don't know what a control deck is, you're going to learn a little bit about magic right now. Control decks are basically what people who hate life, they hate their life they play. They just want the game to take forever. Basically like you try to play a card and they say no counter spell, no counter spell. It's basically like that. So, it's about to get pretty rough here. We'll see how it goes. I just want I just want to not be last. If we don't get last, I'll consider it an absolute win, chat. I just want to enjoy it and I can say I'm a pro gamer. I played in the championships. So, here we go. I'm going to go through my deck. I was thinking like, hey, I don't want to show people what my deck is all about, but I'm like literally the only person playing my deck. I'm playing some homebrew deck as well. If anyone's watching this that's a Magic Arena player or whatever, they're probably going to be laughing their ass off. I'm literally playing a homebrew deck that nobody is playing. So, I'm literally doing the full meme on like coming into this thing. We're just going to see how it goes, guys. Okay, here we go. Window. How do Can I do this? I think I can do it like this, right? Okay, I think that works. Where's How did I do this before, guys? Oh, you know what? I might have to change my screen things here real quick. Manage layouts. Yeah, here it is. Okay, sweet. Okay, so this game is called historic means uh has to do with the type of cards you're allowed to play. Let me move this over for you guys. So basically in Magic the Gathering, it's a card game, right? And so they have new sets come out all the time. So you in historic you can basically play every card that's ever existed. So the purpose of my deck, let me go full screen. Purpose of my deck is basically to try to get one of these huge guys into the graveyard that costs like a whole bunch of mana to spell, like 10 or eight, seven, and then reanimate them for cheap with either this guy or with this card. So basically, I'm making a huge guy come on the battlefield really early. That's basically my whole game plan. The rest of this stuff is basically like a side game plan where I'm basically just trying to get card advantage. That's it. Okay, let's see how we do. You guys can learn while we go. Yo, it's Thursday. It's Tuesday, but happy Tuesday. The thing is I want to play um I want to play against people that are playing the same kind of decks I'm going to go against, but I don't think I can control that. I I have to play against uh I think I probably have to like ask somebody and play against them one-on-one, but I don't really want to practice against them because then they'll get practice against me. So, hard to say. Oh, let me do some of the super chats. If you guys want to interact or ask me questions, feel free. I'm probably just going to chill. Kata, good. Thank you. NJT pisses me off. I used to love Neil Degrass Tyson. I used to watch Cosmos and all that stuff and uh now I can't stand him. Thomas Massie was just lying, guys. The problem is so many people like fall for people that are liars way too easily. You know, that was the issue with him. That's why he lost. And it is all just politics, man. Nobel Prize for podcast clips, guys. Podcast clips are coming up in the game. We're keeping this. We're keeping this for sure cuz I want to throw something in the graveyard and then I want to uh resurrect it. So, we're going to play I'm going to play this Grab a red source. I'm going to play a faithless looting. There it is. Watch this. It's about to go down, chat. It's about to go down, chat. Uh, what do we throw away? This guy. He sees it. He sees it. What's he gonna do if he doesn't interact with our hand here? He's he's cooked. Oh, he's he's he's cooked, chat. Okay, so here's where the game So, you're going to watch this go down. I'll explain to you guys the the combo right now. Okay, so you see what this says is that you can return target creature from your graveyard. I just have to pay the amount of life. So, I got to bring this guy back from the graveyard and he is a monster and I have to pay seven life, but he has lifelink so it doesn't even matter. So, let's go with this. Oh, and then we get to put we get to add four more cards to our hand as well, cuz we're just Yep. GG. Game over. Chat, can you wait for me to do How do you think people are going to act when I do that to them in the tournament on Saturday? When I beat people on on on turn two on Saturday? That's what I'm literally going to do to people on Saturday. And even if it only happens one in 10 games, I'm going to sit there and I'm going to smile the one game that it happens. Oh, that was best of one. Oh [ __ ] I wasn't We need to do best of three. Yeah, exactly. Game over cuz um historic the game like is over really quickly. These games can be over on turn three and turn four like very quickly. I had a very very good hand right there. So that was that was just GG. Okay, so let's go to we're going to go to best of three. I I had on best of one accidentally. I want best of three cuz best of the tournament's best of three. The thing about my strategy is that people are going to sideboard in after the first game. They're going to change their cards out and they're going to put in a lot of stuff that takes care of my graveyard. So I'm going to have to play around that. But game one, they won't have any graveyard hate in their hand. So game one, I'm going to basically be trying to do that to them. The best part of picking up all those extra cards that I was picking up right there is I get to throw a few of them in the graveyard cuz I had even more cards than I could even have. I'm not going to have that combo every time. That's pretty rare. But when you have it, it's pretty much game over every time. This is a tough one, but I'm going to keep it because this is the guy we need to bring these guys back, but we have to throw these guys away somehow. But we've got interaction, so we can survive for a couple turns. So, I'm going to keep this. It's likely we'll get we'll get something that can discard these. Yeah, we're going to cook in with thought seas on turn one here. Okay. Okay. Let's see what he's got. So my basically my deck plays a whole bunch of interaction so I can get this stuff out of his hand. Anything that's a threat, you know, we don't care about that. We don't care about that. Probably this one. Oh yeah, we don't want that's the one we want to get rid of. This one might have been the other one to get rid of, but not too worried about it. Cascade four or more card types. No. Okay, we're looking pretty good here. He doesn't have any removal, so we can just play out Emperor Bones. What does this one do? Oh, he just top decked that. Okay, so let's go get a black problem is he's trying to play for his combo. I can see it. What does this do? Whenever this creature attacks for the first time, if there are four more cards, untap it and then you get attack again. Sure, I don't care. I don't care about that. Let's go ahead and just start removing his cards from his graveyard. So my this guy also exiles my opponent's graveyard. So it works pretty well against their stuff. Pretty sweet. So if he's doing graveyard stuff, it's not going to work. And now if we draw like one of those cards that lets us discard, we just win the game. Instantly win the game. Uhoh. Damn it. Well, we didn't get it. What's the play here? I think we have to play starting town. We could pump this guy. Let's see here. When this creature creature enters, it gets dies. Trying to decide if I have to do that. I don't think so. I think I'm just going to play this out. I think we're just going to exile his cards in his graveyard. We'll just chill. We're not in a rush here. We've got at least a few turns and we just have to draw our card that we need. I'm also thinking, do I just double block here? Do we do I have to keep any of these guys alive for any reason? I guess I just going to h trying to think of which one I want to get rid of. Probably this one. I guess we just go ahead and kill this one. That doesn't quite do it. Still pretty good card though. So now Jeez, we're just not getting the card we need at the moment. It's fine, though. Search for a red here. Let's get my boy out. Oh, this just fatal push. Okay. We're getting pretty unlucky. We haven't drawn anything that just went and we win the game if we draw any of our discard cards here. See what we got going on here. Dobby with a throbbie. I know you said not to bet my life savings on you winning at Magic, but fret not. There's not much left to lose after going all DJT. Let it ride. Yeah, I went all in on DJT, too, guys. Pretty rough, but don't worry. I think it'll pay off in the long run. People just don't really know yet that Fusion is the deal. I wasn't paying attention. What happened? Oh yeah. Okay, we just lost. Oh, maybe not. He hit his combo, I think. Yeah, he drew a living end. Is that what happened? Yeah. Wait, what happened? I wasn't paying attention, chat. What did he play? I'm very confused by this. He did a combo on me. I He can't cast this. It's black, right? Oh, he This is what it was. No, that wasn't it. Is anyone paying attention to what just happened to me that game? Okay. I'm trying to figure out how this we lost to this cuz we exiled this whole graveyard. This whole graveyard was exiled. very confused with how we lost. Oh. Oh, he hit the Oh, this is what happened. He hit the delirium. He hit the delirium and then he hit his card off the exact card off the top that he needed. Oh my god. Okay, so let's see. What are we going to play here? I think Renin six is pretty solid. I mean, honestly, we're pretty good against this deck. probably wants some of these combo decks, I guess. What's the qu how do we what do we want to get rid of here? Living end. I guess I probably want that. I think Renin six is pretty solid. We don't really want to kill his graveyard. Probably get rid of Professor Fell and let's get rid of this guy. I don't know. I don't really know. So, sideboards when you change your cards out, guys, and you can put up different cards in there. I'm not really sure what the best cards are to play against this guy, though. I feel like our deck was going was fine. Just we just didn't draw our cards. Okay, this will work. We only have one land, but we're going to be able to draw two more right here. And we're going to throw this guy away. So, if we get the right thing, we can The super combo is online. We got it ZPE fame. So, thank you, Dobby with the Throbi. Appreciate you guys. Um, Tim Zadowski, have you looked into Boy Bushman? Yeah, of course. 20 patents. Yeah, I mean, he's probably into it. I I just didn't sign I mean, I don't know. I didn't look into him doing that deeply, but yes, I've seen his stuff. Familiar with his work. Probably legit. I think probably a lot of the Lohee Martin engineer guys are. And I don't know, maybe it is aliens. Who knows, man? Maybe that's where they got it. Um, okay. It's pretty unlikely he's going to have something that can stop us here. So, I think what we're going to do here is we're going to try to do Benevolent Rumble and we're going to try to find one of our Emperor Bones here and win the game on turn three. Prismatic Vista. Yep. Green. So, let's go find a green. He's got something, huh? Thank you, Timothy Foster. Appreciate you, man. Yeah. I mean, if I somehow do well, even if I don't win, even if I just do well, I'm going to be freaking out. So, we'll see. These people are so slow, bro. I got to get more practice against more decks though. Um, in Magic there's a lot of combo decks, so you're trying to like win in weird ways, you know? Do I need the green? I don't think I even really need the green. I'm just going to take this. Okay, now all we need is Emperor Bones. So, if we win, if we find Emperor Bones now, somehow we're a quarter of the way through the deck and we still don't have Emperor Bones. Still no Emperor Bones. Is there any more? There's one more black in our deck. A mountain. Do we have any one manas? Yeah, we do. Okay, let's go ahead and get this out. We're probably going to win this game. I mean, unless he plays a combo out here, which he could now play Jar Skull. There's no way he was expecting Jar Skull. No way. Two more free cards. Do we even need a thought sees here? I think I'm getting rid of thought seize here. Is that right though? Okay, I'm going to get rid of the uh Fightless Looting because we've already got another Medal of Rumble here. Uh that might not have been the right choice though, honestly. They probably should have been keep the faithless looting because we can set up a a win next turn with it. This way we have to wait two turns for the win. I have a feeling we're about to get comboed here. Something does not feel right. This is not good. Still can't get the land or still can't get the guy, huh? Okay. Let's uh thought seize first. Okay, we're going to find out if he's got a combo. He probably does, right? That's what's going on here. He's got two card combo in his hand. That's why he's panicking right here. Yep. Well, he has to win here. He's just dead now, right? He does have four creatures in the graveyard, so he could hit his thing. It's possible. I guess the question is, do we take second Emperor Bones or Medva Rumble? I think we can just Second Emperor Bones here, right? Like just play the Emperor Bones out two. He has to win right here or he loses. So here we go. Okay, looks like we're pretty good. You're watching the Magic Cards, chat. Welcome to it. We're getting ready for major tournaments, chat. Um, if you want to ask me random questions about, you know, whatever, feel free. Oh, also I was reviewing this um Arthur Michael Holland thing. Gorgon Stair. That is definitely Gorgon Stair we're looking at. Definitely definitely definitely. Why did it tap that one? It's annoying. I'm going to show you guys the the wombo combo. This is called the wombo combo, chat. This is why we play this deck. Are you ready? This is what we came for. This is the dream, chat. We're going to We're just going to ultimate wombo combo. I've never I've never actually done two at the same time. Oh, he quit. I went for the double wombo. That one guy was gonna make him sacrifice everything he had on the board. Every single card. Okay, I think we're just going to run back with what we got here. He's not playing anti-graveyard stuff, so we can basically just annihilate him. Okay, here we go. It's one to one, chat. I'm going to try to fi play like six or seven matches at least. We have half the combo. We just need a way to discard it. Okay, we're going to run with it. This is the riskiest This is the riskiest keep possible, I think. Okay, this is this is the greediest keep possible. I probably should have mulligan this, but if we find something to discard here, we're going to win the game. Oh [ __ ] it's not looking great. He's got a lot of stuff. Ah, we didn't get the combo. Okay. Um, of course we have to land off the top. That's a good one. He's got his thing. He's got his combo set up. We're in big trouble. We are in big trouble right here. We're probably going to lose, chat. Let's see. Yeah, we're just drawing all lands off the top. Brutal. Well, nothing we can do. Land. Land. I should have mulliganed. Yeah, we're live on Twitch and and kick actually as well. I have no idea how to tell if Oh, I should go to the I think I can see those chat messages. Let me see. Yeah, I do whatever I want. big facts. That's why I mean nobody can say I'm a grifter. Like I I don't I do whatever I want. I don't give a [ __ ] about trying to appease people or any of that. We're definitely going to die next turn, chat. We're cooked. He's got He's got to have the whole combo set up, right? He pretty much has to. Yeah, he pretty much has to have the whole combo set up. That's why we're going to do this to him. Snap, chat. He did not expect to exile his whole graveyard. RIP. Feels bad. He definitely had his combo ready to go and now it just got destroyed. He has to discard two cards. Oh, he just quit. He just quit. I only played one card. He just quit. Are you serious? If this happens in the tournament, I'm just going to be like, "What? Dude, I have 19 life. I played one card. Only thing I did made him I made him discard his graveyard. His whole graveyard was going away and his whole deck is based on his graveyard." So, he just quit. He just didn't even want to play. He was like He was like, "Wait, I heard I heard this Forbes and Forbes. Super Jack. Super Jack guy. Guy. >> Wow. GG's. Okay, next game. Here we go. I want to play against somebody who's got playing one of the decks we're going to play against, though. Hopefully, we get some of that. Okay, I'll be right back, chat. So, what went on here? Waiting on your opponent. Oh, there we go. Uh, yeah, Magic's a pretty easy game, man. It's the But to be good, it takes a lot of skill. Okay, you guys want to see the Omega cheese here? I'm going to do something here, guys. Pay attention. I'm going to do something here with this hand that is going to be maximum troll. I'm going to use that thought seize you see right there, and I'm going to discard my own [ __ ] so I can play my own [ __ ] on turn two. Here you go. Watch this, chat. Watch how badly I'm about to troll right here. He's looking like, "What the fuck?" The opponent's The opponent's wondering what's going on right now. Yeah. He's He's He's like, "Oh shit." He's like, "Oh shit." Yep, sir. Yep. It's happening. I literally just showed him my whole hand. I just showed him my hand and said, "Here it comes, sir. Here it comes. I can't stop laughing. I can't stop laughing." Chad, we get a Planaines Walker, too. Look at all these cards we get. Uh, Inquisition of Cole will be good. I'm crying. And we get to discard Ulamog. So, we get to just win the game. I'm crying, chat. I'm crying. Oh my god. He must I mean, we're about to Inquisition him here. So, okay, let's play. We need another black. We also need a green. Okay, we'll play this out. Let's go ahead and inquisition him right off the bat. Okay. What's he going to try to do to us next turn? That's not going to do anything. None of this is going to do anything. That's not doing anything either. Well, that this game's over. [ __ ] Uh, can he even kill our guy? Can he even kill our guy? No, he has he doesn't even have a way to kill our guy. We're just We're just playing him out. Lulu, please, man. Come on, girl. Come on, get out. Come on, get out. Get out. Go outside. Come on. Come on. Get out of there. Jesus. Just I don't know why she's like running through the camera. I'm going to have to put like a wall there so she can't run past the camera anymore. She just like suddenly started doing it all the time. Let's see how badly it messed up the angle. That's not bad. Um, no, you can't upload your old cards. So, the the downside of this game, I'm just going to keep it real with you. Downside of this game is to catch up in cards is going to take a while. Like, your best bet is slowly playing draft. I would not try to put a bunch of money into it. Just play casually over a period of time, start collecting cards, and then eventually you get to a point where like you'll have enough cards where you can begin to make a deck. I'm at the point where I've been playing this for like four years or something, so I've got like all the cards. So that's why you're looking at somebody who's like full out endame World of Warcraft abyss gear, you know. Oh my god, another life and death. Well, say goodbye to this guy. Watch this. Boom. Boom. Chat, can you wait when we have 50,000 people watching and I blast somebody and make them destroy all their [ __ ] Give me maximum aura gain. Maximum aura gain, chat. Um, what are we playing against? What is this deck supposed to be? What is this? This is some kind of control deck. I guess this guy's playing. Okay. I don't think we need Ren and Six for this. Although, maybe he's got He might have elves in his deck. So, let's play that. Take that out. What else we want? I think we want Value. So, I think I'm going to go with Zach. He's definitely not playing graveyard stuff. Maybe this one. Maybe abrupt decay or maybe Professor Delinfell. Uh, we'll just go with it like this. Yeah, they're going to be streaming it, but I not My games won't all be streamed. Probably like one or two games might be streamed. because there's like a hundred people playing at the same time. So, they're going to pick like which people they watch, you know? They have like a whole like streaming setup thing you have to do with them. I think mine's on Friday afternoon where they like check and make sure it's all good. Lulu, you want to cheat us? Here you go. Here we go. Come on. I'm got my full casual gear on today. Lulu, come on. chat. She I got pizza earlier today. What the Oh, man. >> Yeah, it's all she totally messed up. We got I got pizza earlier today. Oh, yeah. It's all messed up now. Damn. Oh well. And uh the moment I turned my back, I had the pizza right there on the couch. turned my back for 10 seconds. There was only two pieces left, but she snatched it. I was wondering why she wasn't coming to the door and then realized she was sitting there wolfing the pizza down. I was like, "Oh, okay. That's on me. It's on me, chat." Yes, you're a big floof. Anyway, there she is, chat. Proof of life. Proof of life. Okay, this guy's taking a while. The problem is like this takes so long, man. This is like, can you imagine playing this paper in real life? Like, it takes forever. These matches take like an hour minimum. You're like, "Okay, that's why I only play online. It just it's like 10 times faster online and it's still slow as hell." Like, what's what are we We're waiting on this guy to choose if he wants to go first. Like I don't know what the delay is here. Oh, I just realized he quit. That's why he just quit out, I think. So, we have to sit here and we have to wait through this now. Oh, well. Okay. Well, while that's going on, let's see what else we got going on here. I played the Joe Rogan clip. Played the Timber clip. People are telling me that Congressman Berles was on Fox News. Let's see. Oh, here we go. a new new UFO documentary. Jesus, man. Here we go. We'll give uh our boy a little shout out. Here's Polarity Josh. Oh, never. Oh, yeah. There we go. One sec. I'll bring this back in a sec. Flity Josh climbed the world's oldest megalithic pyramid. Check out the video. Damn, he's been out jet setting around, huh? We'll have to check that out later. Okay, let's get back to the games. Okay, well, we won that game by default. Default victory. We're working our way up. Yeah, people rage quit a lot when you especially when you do what we just did to that poor guy. [ __ ] I don't I don't even blame him, dude. I probably rage quit out, too. I probably rage quit put out too. You get killed on turn three or whatever that we just did to that guy with like thing that makes you destroy every single one of your own cards. Feels bad. Feels bad. Okay, I need to get a sweater though. Totally forgot I got banana water. Oh man. What you guys know about that banana water? Nothing, huh? That's where it's at. Drink soda instead. Okay, so we got This is like the worst hand possible. No lands. You have to mulligan. If you get no lands like this, you got to mulligan. Mulligan. Okay, we got the We have the setup, chat. There it is. Look at it. Behold, chat. Behold. What should we throw away? What's Do we need this guy? Huh? Okay, chat. We're going to make this guy quit, too. If he's not black, he's done. If that's not black, he's done. Oh, he's playing he's playing mill. You don't want to play mill against me, homie. Seems good. Seems good to me. draw five cards, four cards, however many I just drew. Oh, he's milling himself. He's milling himself, guys. Game's over in two turns. There's no way around it. I don't think I can live stream the tournament. I don't think I don't think I'm allowed to live stream it, but I'm not sure. We'll see. If I can, I will for sure. Is he bouncing us? We don't care about that. Should we just set him to the bottom? Let me think here. Actually, I think we do want him now that I look at this. I think I do want him on top cuz I want to put him in the graveyard. So, um, sorry, I'm trying to think through the right play here. I think we start with Inquisition of Koscow, right? I think we have to make him discard one of his cards here, right? Yeah, this. And then we can either just play the Emperor Bones out, hard cast it right now, or we can hold it up. Just trying to look and think. Is there any way he can kill it? Probably not, right? Or we can benevolent rumble. He sees the emperor, so it doesn't seem like it matters, right? Let's just play the emperor out. Not sure this is the right play, but it lets me exile cards out of his graveyard. And I think he's got some shenanigans going on. I don't even know which the right card is. Oh, I should have exiled out the Arite Phoenix. [ __ ] I didn't see the Arite Phoenix. That's my bad. It's going to be hard for him to have three, though. He has to top deck perfectly. Whoops. I I messed up, chat. I might have messed up here. Tournament's all weekend, so it's probably just one day if I lose though. Okay, so he's going to play Thought Scour now. Going to mill his own cards. Makes sense. Oh, damn it. He found a faithless looting. Yikes. I messed up. I should have if I had milled the Ark light would have gone better here. He almost certainly found a third spell. Yep. Feels bad. We still have a pretty good chance to win here. We have to find Ulamog now though. Must be Ulamog. So we need Ulamog in one of our top four cards. I think that's the only way we can win here. cuz we're dead to anything else next turn, right? So, first thing I want to do is play this, find my black. That increases the odds and resets my deck. And then we do this a mug. There he is. GG, son. GG. Let's go ahead and grab this just in case, though. There he is, baby girl. Nom nom nom. Oola Mog, that's your boy. And Mog says, "Good game, sir. You tried hard, but you still lost. You think I read fast? That's interesting. I don't think anyone's ever said that. Okay, now against a deck like this spells deck. Let's see what we got here. We might want Where's that one card? This one. Each spell a player cast one more to cast for each other spell they cast this turn. I want to see if this works well against that. Get rid of Renon six. I don't think we're going to need Deli and Fel against this. This is just pure combo we're up against here. We definitely want Golank. Golank just wipes this guy out. Golank wipes him out. Surgical extraction wipes him out. Uh probably just get rid of one of these. Maybe both of these. Oh, scavenging ooze is pretty good against this guy, too. Let's go scavenging ooze in here. I'm not sure that was the exact right cuts. Part of what I'm doing here tonight, guys, is practicing my cuts because a lot of it's the cards you pull in on the sideboard. Uh, which is it changes the game quite a bit. This is a good hand. We like this. We'll keep this. This is the kind of hand where we can win on turn three. So, oh yeah, that's an amazing top deck. Holy [ __ ] that's really good. Now, we get rid of Alenda. And do we ever get rid of a land here? Probably. What does he have? Oh, I should probably play on full control as well. How do How does that work? Yeah, I need to play on full control. I'm not sure it actually even matters that much for this. Oh my god, look at what we just drew. Look at what we just drew, chat. How lucky are we right now? How lucky are we right now? If he doesn't have spell pierce, he just lost. Does he have spell pierce? Oh, he had surgical extraction. Okay, sure. Whatever. So, this may seem bad for us cuz he just countered our our spell thing here, but he has to get rid of surgical extraction. He only gets he only gets two guys because we only have two Senelindas in our deck. So, that was actually terrible for him. That was actually really really bad for him. He I think he's in bad shape here. Yeah, he's he's looking for lands. Oh, wow. He's going to get his Arkite Phoenix back. Maybe it's not that bad. We have to survive two turns here somehow. I mean, is he just top decking like crazy here? What is this? Yep. Yeah, that one sideboard, that artifact I put in. If we have that artifact, it just destroys this guy. He just loses the game. What is this? What is going on? Did he like pick which how he wanted the cards to come off off the top? He top decked all these cards in the perfect order and his first 18 cards all were in the perfect sequence. You You got to be kidding me. Well, that was lucky. Okay, I guess you win. Um, let's see here. Let's just see if we were going to get lucky here. Oh, wow. And we had it next turn, too. Wait, maybe can we live? No, can't live. Six, six, and eight. It's It's exactly lethal. Feels bad. Sucks cuz I actually have a card where we could have lived here. He just He just drew an exact perfect draw. Uh, this guy did literally perfect draw. Look how many cards did he play in a row that turn? One, two, three, four, five. Six. He played eight cards that turn. Eight cards in one turn. That was too funny. Let's go next game. Eight cards in one turn. Okay, so if we draw this card, D. This is why I put this card in the sideboard. he just loses the game automatically because every spell he tries to cast gets more and more expensive every time. So when he's trying to cast those spells, he just would not have been able to do anything that he did. Like if we played this card and draw, he probably just picks up the cards and quits. We'll see. He's not even playing anything to beat our He's not playing anything against our our [ __ ] either. Just surgical extraction. He probably only has and he and he drew. This is probably his only copy of surgical extraction he has in his sideboard, too. He just happened to have the exact right card he needed. Okay. Wonder if we need this. Trying to think if we need this guy for more discard effects or not here. I think it's right. I think it's right. He got lucky that game. I mean, it happens. We're going to lose the game just from when people get lucky. You know, we're going to win when we get lucky, too. Play first. Yeah, this is this is pretty good. We can interact. We're going to destroy his graveyard. I mean, he's he's very cooked with this. Let's get his hand here. He only has one land, too. So, we want to get Do I want to get rid of this den first or do I want to get rid of his card draw? I think I'm going to get rid of this guy. Wow, that's a pretty good top deck. Okay, so let's go ahead and kill this guy and then let's get What are we getting rid of now? Probably flow state, right? Flow State actually only lets him get one card. Maybe it has to be this one. So he can't do three spells next turn cuz if he does this draws draws a card gets a one mana. Okay, get rid of that one. Okay, next turn we're going to start uh exiling cards out of his graveyard. Starting with this Arite Phoenix. Oh, maybe the flow state needs to go first or the faithless loot needs to go first. [ __ ] Okay. Suppose the question is, oh, did I just not tap correctly? Oh no [ __ ] I can't exile. I screwed up, chat. Oh [ __ ] I screwed up. We might be in trouble. I screwed up. I should have played Emperor Bones there. Big mistake. Feels bad. Yep. I'm definitely going to play it. Oh, he he messed. Oh, he's he's done. He screwed up. He just got unlucky. He missed the land. Wow. Okay. Um, play this. Pay two life. Play this. Black. Black. Okay. Uh, which ones we want to exile here? I'm just going to play this right now. All his phoenixes. That pretty much shuts down his whole deck. And then I'm going to think pull one of these guys out. Like the demolurge guy probably. Yeah, we'll get rid of this guy. Then we'll get there. And then let's get rid of What else can we get rid of here? Faith is looting probably. Okay, not bad. This isn't a sorcery thing, right? Yeah. Okay, that's pretty good. He's pretty cooked here now. Sure. He does have the demo lurch, but I don't think he can cast four spells this turn. So, I think it's over. I think we just win right here. We'll see. Okay. He has to cast this next, right? That's thought scour. Yep. And he needs to get a Phoenix in the graveyard, but there's not one. Okay, last spell. Okay, let's go ahead and What do we want to get rid of now? Probably just get rid of that. Yeah, we'll just keep it there. That's fine. Seems good. Seems good. Wow, we're not getting our any of our cards here. It's pretty crazy. This seems good. Probably got to get rid of the faithless looting, huh? Okay. Well, I don't know what he does here now. We've pretty much drained him dry. He pretty much needs a blue source here to play Demolich and then he can start getting free spells every turn. That's how he beats us. Otherwise, I think we're winning, chat. Oh, Surgical Extraction. We only have two Fatal Pushes in our deck, too. That actually makes our deck even better. Him fatal pushing this makes our deck stronger right now. It's hilarious. or him surgical scratching the fatal push. He had to do that there though. That's like an amazing top deck for him. If he doesn't get that top deck, the game's just over because we just exile everything out of his out of his graveyard. Oh yeah, great. Maybe we should have Yeah, we might lose now because of this actually. It's crazy. um because he's going to be able to cast whatever he wants now out of his uh out of his graveyard. It's all good. No swing of ding-dings. Somehow we've gotten through 12 cards and we haven't found any any of our card draw. We haven't found any of our big guys. Nothing. Our draw has been terrible. Opponent's draw has been perfect. I look how many cards he's cast already. He's halfway through his deck. 31 cards. I assume he's going to bounce me here. I mean, I think he has to. Okay. Maybe I should have waited to do that. I don't know. I have to attack though cuz I can't let him uh I can't let him just keep getting free cards every turn. He has to at least I think throw away four instance of sorceries from his graveyard to recast it. It's not looking good. We're probably losing here. Oh, you want me to get rid of the chat? Yeah, good call. I mean, it's not really in the way. You can just kind of see. Oh jeez, man. And this guy is really just How are you going to play your whole deck turn five 34 cards? Granted, he milled a bunch of them, but jeez. The worst part about us losing this game, which we're about to lose, is that he didn't even have anything to interact with us. We just didn't draw. We just didn't draw any of our card draw or our big guys. What was that? Okay. I'm probably just going to take this here. We got to try to get something. Actually, I think I had to block him again. Unfortunate. He actually doesn't I don't think has a spell. He doesn't have anything in his graveyard now, though. Wait, that exiles the card, too. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Okay, you're up, boss. God, these games are terrible, huh? Take it easy, red leg. The tournament's on Saturday, by the way. It's not It's not for tomorrow. or see he has treasure into another demolich. Okay. Should have sacked that one. Come on, man. Probably just lose. Card draw was really bad this game. Just a bad sequence. We started off really really well. We just didn't get what we needed off the top. Okay. Well, if the opponents get perfect draws and we get worst draw possible, then we will lose. Oh well. It is what it is. That's probably uh I guess it's not my fault. I was thinking I I maybe made the wrong sideboards, but no, I think sideboards were correct. I'll be back one second. I used to play those shooting games. I used to play those games. I'm too old for all that now, bro. Too old. I barely got time to play a couple games of Magic here and there. I was telling my boss that uh I got a tournament this weekend. She probably thought I was the biggest loser ever. Now, this this this is an age-old question, chat. Liliana or Sierra Angel? I'm about to wombo this guy. Chat turn two victory. Here it comes. Say goodbye, [ __ ] Okay, let's start with uh a little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Let's get Do we need another black source? We kind of need another black source. Let's grab Faithless Looting maybe. What do you want to get some thought seas? I'm actually going to grab a second life death here. I'm not even going to take the thought seas chat. We're not even taking the thought seas. Oh god, we're about to gain seven life, too. Oh my god. Chat. Chat. Chat. We're about to destroy this poor person. Chat, it's over for them. Chat, time for them to quit the game. Chat, watch. I've never done this before, chat. This is the most I've ever destroyed something. Should we gain four more life? Yeah, we're going to have an 11-1ven. We get an 11-1ven chat. Turn two. This is guy's turn three right now for him. What's he Look at the board. Look at the board. Turn three, by the way. Turn three, by the way. Oh, I'm going to play a Liliana. There. There she is. Liliana, guys. >> To regret it. Oh, >> I don't think it's gonna work this time. 1111. Come on. I pray literally I'm praying to the orb gods. CIA, I don't know what you got to do. Intervene in my magic tournament. Just one time, CIA, let me pull this off when 10,000 people are watching. Just let me pull this off when 10,000 people are watching. One time. One time. And then I'm going to hold up the four orbs just like this with the sign in the background. I we don't even know what the guy's playing. What's he playing here? Amass Orcs. I don't even know what this dude's playing. Um we probably don't need running six, I'm guessing. I kind of doubt a mass orcs. Is this guy playing some zombie [ __ ] Let's go with uh honestly don't even know what he's playing. Um I have a Yeah, if he's playing graveyard stuff, I'm actually going to take like this. Go blank. Go blank is just so good. Sure. Throwing gang signs, dude. Come on, CIA. Yo, hey, Ocean's definitely the most inappropriate person in my chat. Um, let's see here. I mean that in the all the best ways. Okay, this is kind of a sus keep. I like to do something on turn one, but we'll keep this. This is a pretty slow hand for us. I wish he would make us discard something, but he's not. How about Wow, nothing. Should we take the starting town or just the black land? I just take the black land here. Okay, not ideal. We're going to play this Jar Skull next turn. Oh crap. What does this do? What the hell does this mean? This guy's playing some Lord of the Rings, chat. This guy's playing Lord of the Rings out here. Okay. Well, we have the discard. We don't have any of our payoff cards though. We don't have our big boys. So, we're going to play this Jar Skull guy out cuz he's amazing. He's going to let us beat this guy right now. Hit him with the thought seas. Oh, there's his Liliana. Okay. Huh. Just get rid of Liliana. I don't want to deal with that. Okay, we're probably going to win here cuz this guy's going to go get one of our two drops. What's that supposed to do? Sure, whatever, bro. Okay. I don't know what that was all about. Um, we have two black sources. I think we're safe to play this out. We don't have anything in our graveyard yet. I think we're going to go to combat first here. We could play this guy, discard this, but I don't think it's going to do anything useful. Wow. Still nothing in our graveyard. Okay. Still nothing. Okay, now I think what are we going to do? We're going to do this. You may discard a card. If you do, seek a card with greater mana value. Oh, wow. That's pretty solid. That's pretty solid. I'm just going to do this. Still nothing. How we not We haven't found any of our big boys yet. Not one. They're all down there somewhere hiding. Where are they? Oh, should we just play this guy out? Yeah. Yeah. I need answers. You're >> be calm from my presence. >> Sweet. Well, it's looking pretty good, chat. >> It's looking pretty good. Look at that. We're like almost all the way through our deck here. Do we have anything that costs three mana in our graveyard? No. Okay, sure. Do we even care about this guy taking one damage? What happens when this I don't even think we even care about this taking one damage? I think I'm just going to leave this guy up. I'd rather just have the mana. Oh no, one damage. My turn. There's Oolamog. >> Hi Oolamog. We missed you. We missed you. Ulamog. There's Emperor Bones. >> Assignment is due. >> Say chat. Can you say GG to the opponent chat? Say GG. Say GG for our opponent. He's cooked. Good fight. Good night. Good fight. Good night. Let's make sure I'm tapping correctly. GG's. Thank you guys. Very manner. Very manner chat. Very manner. By the way, that's how they talk. That's how they talk in Korea in Asia. It's very You have to be very manner. Let them know that you're dunking on them. Make him sacrifice all cards. GG. No re. Exactly. Boom. Here's the end. Till next time, good friend. No BM. No BM. No bad manner. You got to add extra tillies, too. No BM. Like this, guys. I'll teach you. Yes. See, like that. No BM. The more Tild's that you add, the more legit your message is. Okay, let's keep it rolling, guys. We're almost to gold rank now. We're almost the gold rank. We're going to see if we can get the diamond rank uh by before the tournament. If you don't know, if you're very boomer and you don't know what this means, no re means no rematch. Means basically like you're just not worthy of a rematch. It's over, you know. Okay, I'll be right back. Okay. Okay. You always play first. You just You always play first. If you're not If you're playing second, you're playing wrong. This is pretty sus here, but we're going to keep it. Like we can we can either go after his hand here or we can just start discarding our own guy. I think I'm just going to go after my own guy first. Discard this. I was hoping we get a Traxxia but we didn't. Sure. We probably want to deal with Esper Sentinel without giving him more cards here. I don't mind giving him more cards, but I don't want to do it on turn one because we're playing a combo deck. So, we just have to get the right cards out there, but I don't want to give them extra advantage. Great honor. Thank you. What are we talking about here in the chat? I've been seeing uh I I like watch your guys' pictures on social media even though you guys don't know I do. I'm like in the background. What's this all about now? Oh, some aura thing. Yeah, we don't care about that. Okay, so now we're going to play our combo out. What's the right way to do this here? Do we ever just play the Emperor Bones out hard cast it here? Nah. See what he's got. Oh, he doesn't have anything. I should have cast it. [ __ ] [ __ ] Well, if we get a land, we win. Land wins the game. Come on. Land. Land. Oh my god. We literally just needed any land and we won the game here. Literally any land wins the game. We can't find it. Huh. I don't even want to play this because I don't want to discard this either. Okay. Well, we win again if we get a land or if he just doesn't draw a removal. So, I'd say it's like a 95% chance we win. What's his last card? He has one card left. Okay, we win. And we get the land anyway. I should have played this one out, too. But whatever. Doesn't really matter. Game's over no matter what. He doesn't even have 10 permanence. He has to sack 10 permanence. GG's. So, this is the combo that you see right here. This is the one we're going to be doing on the people. It's actually going to be probably be pretty effective, guys. Like, I was looking at the the match list of people's decks. They don't have stuff to deal with this on in game one. Game one, like they're going to be getting blown out by that if their combo is not faster than my combo. And you see my combo's popping off on turn two, turn three. So, I don't know. The biggest thing is I just got to not make mistakes. That's going to be the biggest thing. So, this guy's playing an enchantment deck against this deck. I know I want to bring in um this guy. He's abrupt decays. They let me destroy his enchantments. Does he have anything with one? No. I think Renin six is dead card in this matchup. Do I want to surgically extract his his guy the core spirit? This is the guy that I probably want to get rid of. The core spirit dancer. I think I want more fatal pushes as well. Probably get rid of the Inquisition of Kosex. Um, actually Inquisition's hitting everything here. I think Inquisition hits everything in his deck. I don't think he has things that are more than three mana. Okay, seems good. Seems like Oh, wait. We have one extra card. Um, we probably don't need Deli and Fell in this matchup. Okay, so you see how I sideboarded my stuff. I'm basically trying to optimize my deck to match the opponent. The problem is the people I'm playing are not playing decks that are as powerful as the one I'm going to be playing on this weekend. So, we'll see. We're keeping this. We got stuff to do on turn one. I always love that. We got great lands here. We can thought seize him. I wonder if we should thought seize him. We probably should. Oh, I forgot about Esper Sentinel. Yeah, it's going to be a problem, huh? I'm not going to give him any extra cards here. I'm just going to want to play it out. See what happens. It's totally fine. Okay. He's going to put the gain a life thing on or free card thing on that guy presumably. What's the play here? Do we just Emperor Bones here? Probably. I'm okay with letting him have one free card if he wants it cuz uh if he gets a free card then I just destroy it with this next turn. And if he doesn't kill Emperor Bones right here then we threaten to end the game on the spot. Yeah. See he did exactly what I thought. He's going to put the card thing on this guy. He gets one free card. Fine. But we end the game on the spot. Okay. So in this case, let me think about this. Do we just want to go for the win here? Do we ever just go for the win here? There's a few different ways I can play this here. I'm just not sure what the best way is. I can fatal push his Esper Sentinel. He draws a card. I think I want to play it in the way he draws the least amount of cards, though. Who's peaceing out? Take it easy, brother. Peace, guys. So, we just take care of that. Then this guy's not really a threat anymore. Now, we can make him discard that, too. Oh boy. Oh boy. Okay. Made him discard his guy. That's hilarious. Um, do we really have anything here? Not really. Let's go ahead and do this, too. Oh, there's Ula Mog. Life Death isn't doing much here either, is it? Probably get rid of life death. Okay, we just need Emperor Bones and we win the game. Sorry, she got rid of his comment. My bad. Wonder, can I move this to the other side so it's not like in the way? Ping needle. Huh? Wow. Doesn't matter. This card's not going to do anything to us. Jeez, man. I guess we get rid of the lands, huh? Or no, get rid of these two. play this out. Our life's getting kind of low here. Let's play a red. Okay, let's go ahead and play out what we want here. Do I want to thought seize? We're getting pretty damn low here, guys. Still think it's got to be probably thought seas even though we're super low here. Okay, next turn we can destroy the py needle and then uh we can get our guy back, win the game with the the sack. There we go. Perfect. Fortunately, we can't do it all right this turn. We have to wait. So, we're going to lose if he gets something that can beat us here. This is going to be sus, chat. This is going to be real sus. I'm trying to figure out if I have to kill this thing right here. I don't think I can. I think I have to go for it. Okay. Wait, can I play? If I do this right here, each one of you I think I'm just going to do this right here. I think I have to Oh, wait. Oh, why I Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did I screw up? Yeah, I screwed up. I could have just won the game. I What am I even thinking? I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] chat. I screwed up, chat. I don't know what I was thinking there. I don't know what I was thinking there. I messed up. I had the game one. I think my order operations is all messed up. I for some reason went for his luris when I could have just won the game. I don't know why I did that. Oops, my bad. Nice. No, I want to highlight you, man. Hey, Mark, why don't you tell us your real name? Who are you really, man? You're so uh proud there, Mr. Troll Guy, cuz I guarantee you're a complete virgin. You always want to talk smack. Funny part is they're going to be the ones crying about why were you mean to me? Why is Ashton being so mean to me? It's like literally that's who they are. like our whole lives are just trolling. Okay, unfortunately I screwed up. I had the whole game one and I messed up. Screwed up. Sorry, troll guy. I know you're a loser with no life, but I had to I had to put you in timeout. I'm not going to block you because I know you're just a pathetic loser who's never mattered in this world and you're never going to matter at all. But I'll let you come back and you can come back when you've uh had a juice box and chilled out a little bit. Thanks for being here though, by the way. Appreciate you, especially my haters. Like you have to imagine how much of a loser you have to be to like go out of your way to to absorb someone's content solely just to troll them when like I don't even know who you are, you know? I'm crazy, dude. Okay. Boom, boom, boom, boom. It's that that's the funniest part. The haters are the ones that made me famous. I have 300,000 followers, dude. I shouldn't have 300,000 followers. That's insane. Totally insane. Oh, now we get the Ulamog. Well, I messed up this run. So, I think What did I do? I didn't realize I was going to be able to destroy both and do both at the same time. That's where I messed up. I didn't realize I was going to be able to cast Ulamog right there when I had him up. I had it ready to go already. So, that's what I got to not do in the tournament. Otherwise, it's going to be very embarrassing losing to some [ __ ] like this. It's going to be very embarrassing losing to this. Also, I think I want I think I do want uh Renin six. Actually, Renin 6 just completely shuts down his uh Esper Sentinel. Shuts down his Asper%. I screwed up. No, but that game I I should have won that game. That was a game. I literally threw that game. That was a 100% victory for me that I threw away. Happens though. Happens. We're going to keep this. This hurts. But we get in there, we got to hurt his his stuff. Can't be blocked. Let's get rid of this guy. I probably could have got rid of this guy, but yeah, maybe that was a mistake. I don't know, man. It's not great here. The problem is when I don't get my discard cards and we can't throw stuff in the graveyard. Feels pretty bad. Oh my god. Oh, these cards are very bad. I should have I should have made thrown this one away so that I could fatal push that guy. You live and you learn. If I lose, that'll be why. Good news is he can't cast anything. I mean, we've got all removal for all his stuff, so he's got to cast it, right? Sure. Two damage. Okay. Yeah, we're actually going to lose from this cuz I just totally threw away the wrong made discard the wrong card. Unbelievable. Don't have anything to bring back. We got like 20 creatures in this deck. Third of my deck is creatures. There aren't any. We going to get dunked on. Oh man, come on, dude. Unbelievable, dude. He has another one. He has another one of these. No. Okay, just as for something good. Mhm. We're going to lose to the unblockable guy cuz I didn't discard the unblockable guy. Unbelievable, dude. I can't find my combo anywhere. So dumb, dude. Yep. Yep. Just going to lose the unblockable guy. No big deal. Oh my god. Chat, how embarrassing. Totally messed up both games in a row. Both games should have just been instant victories and I messed them both up. played against a guy. There's no way I should lose to this, man. I've got I have the removal in my hand. I just can't cast Hex Proof. Just literally just all lands off the top. Land land land. Got me. Yikes. H. Okay. Well, that's why we're practicing. That's why we're practicing DM. Why are we talking about DMT? Okay. BRB. Uh yeah, I need a lot more practice, man. I need more practice or I'm going to be embarrassed Okay. You can see the matrix with DMT. Is that the Is that true? Huh? No. I'm going to go ahead and say kind of doubt it. kind of doubt that you can see the matrix of DMT chat. But maybe maybe if the matrix is a quantum matrix and you can see the geometry of it then uh who knows who knows. Okay, game time. Lock in. Lock in chat. Okay, we finally got decent hand. I threw two games in a row just to make the guy's I wanted to make the opponents feel better about themselves. I'm just a really nice guy. So, it was all intentional, you know, just helped them out. If I lose all my games, literally, you just realize like I'm just trying to help the other guys out, you know, the other nerds. I'm just a big dorkus. Wants to help the nerds out. Hello opponent. Are you home? Hello opponent. Please come out. Come say hi chat. This is a Magikard um this is Magikard live streams from now on. I'm a pro I'm a pro Magikard gamer guys. I decided to become a pro gamer in a game from a game from the uh 90s because that makes a lot of sense, right? This is like beyond retro. Retro beyond retro. Uh let's thought seize this batch. What are you playing, son? What are you playing? What is What the hell is this? What the hell is this? I mean, what is this, dude? What? What is this, dude? The like we're we're in the jank league now, chat. I don't even know what we're playing against here. I don't even know what this is supposed to be. We're in the pure jank league. Hello, Emperor of Bones. How are you doing, son? Yo, opponent's looking my graveyard like, "Oh, boy. Oh, boy." Artifact affinity. I mean, he's cooked. It's called artifact get wrecked. We got life, death, and we have emperor of bones. We have life, death, and we have emperor bones. Which one do we get? Which one do we want to get? Is it a Traxxia or Saint Alinda here? It's probably just a Traxxia, right? I think Attraia is just unstoppable here. We can get a land. We get everything, right? Yeah. So, let's take one of those. Take that guy. Oh, we only got three cards. Yikes. Probably Rumble. Uh, I think we just play this guy out here. Oh, okay. He quit. That was enough. He's had enough. So you can see like this deck has some explosive explosive hands, right? Like some of these deck some of these hands like you just lose no matter what deck you're playing. How many cards? Wait, chat chat look in the top. Look how many cards this guy has. Look how high this guy's stack of cards is. How many 200 cards? He's playing 200 cards, chat. Look how big his his stack of deck his cards is. Okay, we're just going to play with whatever we had then. He's just random. He's literally playing like every card in the deck. He's playing He's playing every card. This might be like a bot, dude. This might be a bot. Look at all those cards. Look at it. 249 cards, dude. What is this? Is this guy serious? What is he doing? Why is he mulligating when you have 249 cards? This is funny. Come on, man. Don't SL like I just I need to get like another like have two going games at the same time here or something. It's just I'm too add. I got too much Zoomer in me, chat. I'm half Zoomer, half Boomer. We might have to play some uh some draft because this is boring the [ __ ] out of me. But let's get to at least gold rank. Come on, man. Oh, I forgot. We can be emoting people. Oh, chat. We could be emoting people this whole time. I forgot. I've turned emotes off because I never want to hear emojis from these people. And these people literally, you're not going to believe this. Actually, you will. They sit there and they click on this little dragon thing over here. They click on this thing and they spam click it like little add like retards. They spam click on it and it makes noise over and over and over again while you're trying to play the game. I have no idea why they would put that into the game. The moment that happened to me, the very moment I heard that, I just immediately turned off all the emojis. Like, I would like to be able to interact with people and send emojis to them, but people are going to be spam [ __ ] autistically clicking on this stuff on on the screen. I can't deal with it. I mean, what are we doing here, dude? Yeah, they're just like artistically kicking. It's crazy, dude. Uh, okay. Well, we're going to win the game here. I'm going to get If I If you're throwing away a benevolent rumble, you know it's bad. Opponent's in big trouble. If I'm throwing away benevolent rumble, it's not a good sign. Wait, what did he do? What is he doing? Wait, are we going first? Come on, man. Okay, we're going to troll him then. Greatness at any cost. I've got all the best emojis, guys. Holy [ __ ] Chat, look at this one. Chat, look at this one. It's the cat lady emoji. Especially when they rage out on me. This I forgot I should have been doing this chat. See, this is why I got to practice cuz Can you do this to people in the tournament? Will I get banned? Will I get banned if I emoji people during the tournament? If I bad manner them? I'm going to have to ask the admins cuz I'm definitely I'm definitely when people are raging out, I'm definitely dropping the the the angry cat lady emoji on them 100%. 100%. I'm just afraid they'll ban me. I've actually been afraid they'll ban me because they look at my content and they'll decide that I'm like a Trump supporter or something and they'll just be like, "Uh-uh, nuh-uh, no Trump supporters." Uh, real quick, chat, I'm going to change my account. I have another account. Be right back. Give me one sec. Move that. We already won 15 games today or something. So, I want to get some games on my other account so that I can uh balance that [ __ ] out, son. Oh, true story. Since we're waiting a second, my buddy Adam uh when he was my roommate out of college, he would love playing NCAA basketball and they would play against people online. And I have this superpower when I could tell like the exact moment the opponent was going to rage quit. like when he would hit the third third three-pointer in a row on him and they're down by 10, I'd be like, "He's done." And then boom, next thing you know, lost connection to the game or whatever. Anyway, I I have the rage quit psychic powers. Okay, here's my other account. Let's see what we got going on here. Oh, let's take a look, guys. Uh, actually, no. I'm not going to go to the store. Let's check out uh find match ranked. Oh, this one's already gold rank. My deck stoic emperor. It's the exact same deck on both accounts. I got it set up so I could practice on both of them. I have all the cards on both accounts anyway, so doesn't matter. Damn, look at this. I don't look that hot. I just haven't shaved and I'm chilling, guys. Gaming. This is casual Ashton, guys. It's casual Ashton here. Okay, you got to give me, you know, a little bit of slack. I don't have my makeup on, as the as the ladies say. What's going on in ZPE land? We got any good ZPE stuff happening here? Okay, let's see. Let me go into Okay, I think this is kind of a risky keep because we don't have a green source, but pretty easy. Basically, any of our cards are going to be green sources, any of our lands at this point. So, we can keep this even though we don't have a green source because also we can just play this on turn two in a pinch if we don't get a green source in the next three cards. Uh, wait a minute. Do we want to play the blackout? I think I want to play this one out here. Just take two life. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. So, we're doing it again to him, chat. We're doing it again. Uh, I hate even discarding Benevolent Rumble here. The problem with discarding Benevolent Rumble is they know something tricky is about to happen. Like, why would you discard this card? Why discard this card here? You can basically play it next turn. So, he's got to be wondering what's going on. draw another free card. Come on, man. No lands. No lands. Not one land in my first six cards or five cards. Come on. Please. Can we get one land? I don't even care what color it is. Uh-oh. What's he doing? Oh, what's he doing? Oh no, something's happening. What's this one do? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. He did the thing. He did a He did an even more powerful combo to us, guys. He did an even more powerful combo. This is actually one of the better decks in the This is one of the best decks out there right now, I think. Uh but I think it just loses to on the sideboard always and it needs like very specific cards to win. Wow. Turn two victory. Not bad. That's pretty That's pretty sick. Wait, what was going Oh, we were playing best of one. That's why. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. That's why. I was wondering why you're going against that deck. Nobody's playing that deck in best of three because you just lose. You have to get the reason like you may say like, Ashton, oh [ __ ] that deck just beat you on turn two. That person basically rolled like a nine out of 10 on a on a dice. And and on top of that, he had to go first. And on top or actually maybe he didn't even go first. Um but on top of that we he if anybody has any graveyard interaction he just loses or any hand interaction too because that that deck doesn't play any lands. It plays zero lands. So if you get rid of any of his lands in his hand, he just loses the game right on the bat. Let me switch to best of three. My bad. Need to play best of three. So it's pretty interesting. In best of three versus best of one in this game is way different. Best of one, you're going to have a lot more situations where people are playing weird cheesy stuff like that that only works in in best of one before you sideboard your cards in. My deck is kind of like that, but it doesn't lean as heavily on the on the graveyard. It still relies pretty heavily on it, but not totally. And I can switch out a lot of my stuff if I don't if they're going to go anti-graveyard. Okay, this is a pretty great hand. We got Okay, well, we'll see what he does here. If I was him, I'd take Benevolent Rumble, but if he has something he doesn't want us to get rid of, then he'll take Thots. But it doesn't really matter because then Jar Skull gets him anyway. So, this is why we play Jar Skull. I mean, Jaral is just such a good card that if he doesn't take Jar Skull, he knows that turn three we're getting anything back. Thank you, Don. Appreciate you, girl. Oh, he took Jar Skull there. Jar School is like the what we care about the least. We have two more Jar Skulls in the deck. It's not even what that's not even how we're winning the game. Okay, let's just get rid of that. I mean, his hand's dead now. He has nothing. He has nothing for the next three turns. Next two turns. Cascade haste. Sure. Oh, he just top deck a tree. Oh, wow. Okay, here you go, guys. It's time to win the game. Okay, how are we going to do this? Okay, we want to play this. We want to play this out first so we filter the lands out of our deck here. We want less lands so that when we play this, we can get a Ulamog. No Ulamog. Come on, man. Come on, dude. That was like the worst possible three cards we could have had. That was basically the worst three cards we could had. We just needed to find anything to throw in the graveyard and we didn't find it. We didn't find anything. Totally crazy. Okay. Oh my god. And he top decks another thought seas. Come on, man. That's so crazy. He top decks the thought seas. I mean, take the Emperor Bones. Literally the only card you can take. So, he takes our Emperor Bones, too, with the Thought Seas. Incredible. Well, we got another one. Okay. Um, this this can get our own guy. We can get our jar skull back. What's this guy do? What does this one do? Instant sorcery. Sorcery. Sorcery. Creature. Creature. Sorcery. Sorcery. Sorcery. Land. Okay. Um, guess I'm just going to take this guy here. kind of sus here. Not really sure how this is going to play out if he just top decks a land, which he did. So, basically his top decks were just perfect. And oh, okay. Well, that doesn't do anything. That's pretty nice. Sure. I mean, we can just eat this guy here. Do we ever just eat this guy here? Nah, let's just take three damage. It's fine. Jesus, man. This is going pretty poorly for us here. Come on, man. How are we getting so unlucky here? Okay, well, fatal push is decent. Wonder if I should have done to that one instead. Yeah, maybe that was my mistake. Wait, what? Oh, it's cuz I cast an instant. That was dumb. Oh well, we're not blocking, so I might as well swing. Oh god. What? Another haste. Okay. Well, we got to get it right here off the top, I guess. Man, I can't believe we're 42. It's 18 cards deep. Nothing. 18 cards deep. Wow. Crazy, dude. I wonder if I'm supposed to exile my own [ __ ] here. Maybe Oh, wow. Wait a minute. Wait. If we live, if we live, we we win. Wait, do we? No. I I need a way to discard it. [ __ ] I don't want way to discard it. Okay, let's see what happens here. It's going to be interesting. Oh, he didn't attack. Oh my god, we drew another one, too. I don't have a way to discard him, though. Whatever. Play the second one out. Oh, wait. I think I got it. Yeah, I do. Yep. Bingo. Boom. Got him, baby. Okay. Wait. This is the one I want to do his on. Doesn't matter. Pick that one. Your graveyard. Woo! Now that's a comeback. That's a comeback. And I played it just right with getting this and discarding. This time I didn't throw the game. Didn't throw the game this time. One, two, three, four, five, six. Jeez. Okay, let's go, baby. Let's go. Do I have a favorite mana combination? Not really. I just like to play fun stuff. I just like to play fun stuff. This is This is I just This is my favorite deck. If I'm playing historic, this is my favorite deck. It's a combination of the strongest cards and one of the cheesiest ways to win the game. Thank you. With uh with recursion. So, he's playing recursion as well here. Or he's not playing recursion, it looks like, but he's playing graveyard shenanigans. So, I don't think I want this guy. Although, he probably has elves in his deck. Maybe he does. Maybe not, though. He's playing goes. Oh, yeah. You know what? I do want I do want this guy. I do want this guy. Um, I think we just cut some of our shenanigans. And let's take a look here. What? How powerful for the creatures? I think we do want more removal. Actually, I think we get rid of this and we go with the fatal pushes. We need two more cards that we want to get rid of everything in his graveyard. And he's playing haste stuff, huh? I don't know what the last card should be. I'll just play an abrupt decay. Okay, here we go. Oh, he's not even ready yet. Jeez. Oh, there we go. Zero mana. Yikes. Okay, which card do we get rid of here? Delion Fell is probably too slow. Or do we get rid of a land? I mean, getting rid of a land here is pretty brutal. I think we have to do it this way. So, we'll play this guy. Discard our Linda. Oh, yeah. There's there's Emperor Bones. Perfect. Okay, let's do starting town. Oh, he's got fatal push. Yeah, perfect. Oh, Atraxia. Nice. Okay, this is why I play two Alendos and two Atraxas, by the way. This is exactly why so that I can get one of each if needed. [ __ ] man. The question is, do I just play my Emperor Bones out? Probably not, right? No, I think I have to hold it up for turn four. I could have played Emperor there. Maybe I should have. But then if he just kills him, you know, then what? Yeah, he's got something, huh? Oh, well, now we have two emperor bones. So now I will definitely play one out. He's going to kill this one, but it's fine. I think it's fine at least. I probably need to be careful of uh that one card. What's it called? Um uh surgical precision. Yeah, fatal push. Another fatal push. I'm a little worried he has a third one. He only has one black mana. Yeah, he's holding it up. Okay, well, let's get in there. Thought sees him. Now, we're going to we're going to try to get rid of any of his uh removal here for our Emperor Bones. Okay, let's see what we got here. Oh, wow. Wait, is he doing it to me? Perfect. That's really good for us. That doesn't do anything, I don't think. Right. Oh wow. I mean he's okay. He's also playing Emperor of Bones. Get rid of this guy. It's all juice. All good. He also has another fatal push. Jesus. He can't play it though because he only has one black source. Sure, whatever. Take three. Maybe I should have played for the fatal push here or the assassin's trophy and then uh just hoped he didn't get another black source. Playing a Liliana in a deck like this is pretty sus. Oh my god, chat. Untapp. It's a It's a tapped black source. If that was untapped, we would be getting in for the win right now. Oh no. No, we wouldn't cuz he made us push our [ __ ] away. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Have a good night, longlegged. Appreciate you, brother. Yeah, we're playing against normal people. This is This is This is real human, so they're all robots, son. Basically, it's real human beings. So, basically, they're robots. Just kidding. Dude, what is this, man? What is this? This is pretty yikes right now. Our top our draws have been horrible. My god. Good news is he only has one black source, so he can't do anything. He has to just sit there. Come on, dude. Okay. Well, we're going to go ahead and play this out then. We don't have a choice here unfortunately. Okay. Which ones do we want to get rid of here? This one. that one. He has to use Assassin's Trophy on our guy right here. No choice. He has to. He doesn't do Assassin's Trophy. Then we draw something that throws away our card. We win the game. So, no blocks. Oh, wow. He's not Oh my goodness. He's not an Assassin's Trophy right yet. Okay. Fine by me. Fine by me. I think we got to get rid of Ulamog here. Yeah, let's get rid of Ulamog. Should we sack more [ __ ] first? Do we I think we force him to do it to us, right? No, actually, do we even have to force him yet? I don't think so. No, I'm not even going to sack it yet. I'm going to just take his guys first. We're just going to chill. Wow. He did He didn't use it. That's crazy. That's crazy. He didn't cast it. Okay, sure. Sounds good to me. Sounds great to me. Oh, he's realizing he screwed up. Uhoh. Uhoh. Another fatal push, huh? Do I make him do it here or do we wait? I think we wait. I think we do it to this guy first. I'm just going to chill. I'm not going to attack. No attacks. He's got the assassin's trophy. He doesn't want to cast it because it gives us a free land. So, that's fine. He only has one black, so we're good with it. He still only has one black and he can't use it cuz that's all his removals is black. Okay. Oh man, brutal life. Death is so good right here. But we don't have enough life to use it. I'm pretty sure he has a haste creature as well. So h do we have to go for it right here? No, I think we can chill still. He's I don't Yeah, he's just waiting. He's waiting for me to to to use it on the Ulamog here so he can kill my guy in response. He showed I thought he had like haste creatures and stuff like that on game one, didn't he? Or am I think of a different guy? Okay. What kind of land do we want here? Another black. Yeah. Uh, actually, we got to be careful. Our life is low. Green. No, black. Oh, we stayed till this turn, too. Nice. So, even if he has haste, we don't die here. Nice. We're we're we're grinding this game out, chat. This game, we're somehow still alive here. I think he does have a haste creature. I think he's realizes he can't win. Not this turn. It's not looking good for us here. I don't think I think the only way we can win next turn is if we get um Faithless Looting into Emperor Bones and a land. The next three cards have to be like Faithless Looting Land, Emperor Bones. What does this one do? Exile a card from graveyard. Yeah. Okay, we're definitely dead then. Ghost vacuum. Destroy that car. Okay, that prevents him from exiling our stuff. Uh, what other games do I currently play? I think that's pretty much it. I think that's pretty much it. Okay, well, we lose this game. We're just going to go to the next game. I I just don't want to wait around, you know, like um looks like we are going to need the abrupt decay here. We have the right fatal pushes. I think we do want the Kosex instead of the thought seizes here. Oh, wait. One too many cards here. And he did not show us any one mana things. So, we don't want this guy. Okay, there we go. Yeah. Do I play any other games? Oh, Project Zomboid. Any y'all play Any play Project Zomboid out there? Y'all playing Project Zomboid? We'll uh I'm going to probably do a Project Zomboid stream with my brother one of these times. We'll do a fresh run. Do like a six hour stream. Just grind out some Project Zomboid. Oh, yeah. Would you guys uh I wonder if anyone want to play with us if anyone plays part of the Zomboid. We play on a slightly modified server, but it's uh it's pretty fun. It's pretty fun. My brother loves guns, so he gets all the gun mods. I just like the pickaxe and smashing things, zombies. In fact, I'm probably going to play a little bit after this. Oh man, we almost have the combo here. Jeez. One lander, huh? We can throw our guy away. I mean, we have the combo, so I'm just going to go for it, guys. We have the combo. I'm going for it. Here we go. We just have to pray we get the land. Yeah, it's just a just a Yeah, exactly. There's like a 20% chance you just lose. Be a bad draw or bad whatever. I mean, I had to mulligan once. I didn't really feel like mulliganing again. Especially cuz I have if I get a black source here, then we kind of just go off cuz even if he kills Emperor of Bones and we have second Emperor of Bones. If we go to five cards. Oh, he has Ghost Vacuum off the top. Unbelievable, dude. Well, we lose. I mean, he has what? one of these in his sideboard and he has it both games. Not much you can do, you know. And we drew the land. We We actually got the land, too. That's the best part. Unbelievable, dude. Oh well. We're going to make him actively play this against us. Oh god, this is this is terrible, dude. Unbelievable, man. He probably only has one of these in his sideboard and he has it both games in his hand out of 60 cards. So stupid, dude. Okay. Well, we got to win the oldfashioned way now. We're going to win the oldfashioned way then. Um, we're just playing oldfashioned one, two, three ball here. Come on, dude. Terminate, man. What is this guy playing, dude? Terminate gamers, huh? Great. We went against a guy that has literally every every graveyard hate card in the whole in the whole game. Jesus Christ, man. Yes, you got me. I just don't these games just take forever now cuz these people are stalling them out. I'm going to I'm going to go I think force. Wait. Yeah. I think I just swing and just pump, right? Like Yeah, it's a exile card. We don't care. God, dude. Come on. What's going on here, man? What are you waiting for, dude? Like, what's he doing here? There's literally nothing happening. There's nothing to wait for. Like what the hell, dude? Is this just Magic Online? Yeah, the oldfashioned way is you just beat them down. You just beat them down. I mean, like this is still 44, so he's still got to block or he's going to take four damage and he's still dead in two turns if he doesn't or three turns if he doesn't do anything. So yeah, it's magic arena. Okay, there we go. Oh, and they have menace. So actually he's like super dead in two turns here. He probably has removal though. I mean, he has to. Yeah. I mean, you don't have to play this game. I'm just saying. Um, but Project Zombo, it'd be fun if we could get some more people who are who actually play the game, but we're like really hardcore, so you have no idea. Might be we might have to change change our uh approach. Okay. Okay, I think this guy disconnected actually. I think we're getting a free win here. I think we're actually just getting a free win. I don't know if he rage quit out or what happened. Maybe he only has lands in his hand or something. He was like, "No." But this is like every other game. You see how often this happens? Oh, he sat there and did nothing. Okay, cool. Let's go ahead and get Oh, I shouldn't even have done that. Now we have to wait again. Yeah, he disconnected because he was here. I mean, we were playing against him. We're playing against him. Okay, next game. Whatever. This This deck we're playing against here is like my This was what I was afraid of. If there was a lot of people in the tournament playing this kind of deck with all this graveyard hate, we were going to get destroyed. But turns out, I was looking at the deck list, I don't think there's like nobody playing stuff like this. Maybe one or two people. I'd have to get really unlucky to go against somebody playing a deck like this. Okay, next game. Yeah, we come and go. We come and go. We're brothers, so you know, we rage at each other a lot, too. Wow. Yeah. Oh, is that Magic card packs? Should we open some packs? Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm going to save these packs for later, guys. Maybe I'll open those other ones on stream. We'll open this one, though. See what we get. Huh. This land enters tapped unless you control forest or a plains. It's weird. So yeah, you can see if I if you play a lot of draft and stuff like you build up a lot of packs. So then you should open them at the end after the set. Not going to go through all the math right now, but just trust me on that. Okay. Dark Ashton, three swamps. Hm. Man, I can't believe [ __ ] teleported a plane, man. They teleported a plane with zero point energy. Nobody believes it. Nobody believes it because it's impossible to believe. I mean, admittedly, but we figured it out. Nobody else knows on the planet. And all the answers are in this book, including George Hathaway, who is definitely definitely I I'm not gonna say he's rigging the experiments. They're like throwing the experiments. By the way, I just saw the page I was talking about earlier. Where is it? Where? Oh, the teardrop shaped tooid. Look at that thing, dude. Yeah, these guys like And I figured out the resonant frequency like depends. It depends on so many factors. They definitely figured out how to make uh gravity beams. I mean, the thing about like gravity beams, that's what they figured out how to make. Holy yes, chat. Holy yes. Look, the dream Oh, wait. Hold on. Here we go. The dream is about to come true, chat. The opponent is cooked. The opponent is how you say they cooked. Red, please. Crus Maximus. Okay. Uh, wow. That's not a very good draw for us. Think we want We already have a benevolent rumble. We want to land. I think a black is fine. Creature I think we want ulamog. And then I think we just want thought seas. Sure. That looks pretty good to me, guys. Looks pretty good to me. He's got to kill a seven seven and then he's got to kill all the rest of our stuff after that. This is pretty much best possible hand I could get. I don't know how most opponents can't win at this point unless you have a perfect draw and he's he's red. That ain't going to be enough on me. >> Another day, another job. We could faithless loot here too and be super greedy. Just go get rid of his cards. Oh yeah, he's playing Ruby Storm. Okay, this is this is a real one of the real decks people are playing. I think um like seven of the people are playing this deck, I think. Like seven something like that. I don't know the exact number, but something like that. So, I'm glad this is one of the decks I wanted to practice against. Um yeah, call the publisher. No, we we brought down the publishers website. Yeah, there's a phone number. It's adventuresunlimitedpress.com. There's a phone number somewhere. I don't know. You got to find it online. Ask AI. It should be able to provide the phone number for you. Yeah, if you order it from the site adventures, I mean, this this book is just unbelievable, dude. And it's not a hard read. It's not that long. Like the actual the actual content of David Froning's stuff is only like the first 100 pages and the rest of it is all appendix and it's just like literally everything about the orbs. What just happened? I don't know. The opponent is trying to pop off or something. I don't know. See if he can do it. How is he Is he just playing all these cards for free here? Oh no, he just lost. Okay, next game. There he goes. So, this guy's playing Ruby Storm. It's this deck where you basically just try to cast a bunch of spells at once. I'm super super glad I put in two copies of this card at the last minute. The last minute I put two copies of this card. Some people are playing three copies cuz every time I play against this deck, this card is just going to destroy them. Absolutely destroy them. We don't need Renin six against this deck. We want to get into their hand. I don't think we care about their graveyard, right? Does their graveyard even matter? I don't think their graveyard matters. Surgical extraction. Maybe surgical extraction is good here. Do they have creatures to even get rid of? Oh yeah, this guy. We want to get rid of that guy. Okay, so probably get rid of Delian Fell and then maybe get rid of a Jar Skull or a Cricus probably like this. Let's try this out. See how this feels. Yeah, thank you Sarah's Sarah Unzia. Appreciate you. W orbs card. Yeah, we're cooking. Come on. I just want to get the card that shuts this thing down for one time. You know, we might have to Inquisition turn one here. I'm a little afraid he's going to have the thing. Yeah, I think uh I think we got to do it. We got to see what he's got here. Jesus, man. Jesus, man. We're probably getting killed here. I probably should have done faithless looting first here. That was probably a mistake. Um, I'm going to grab a red just in case I get a one black thing here that's relevant or a red like that one cuz now I can do See how I played that is very important because now I can do this second spell when I wouldn't have been able to do it if I didn't get the right land there. Okay, let's discard the blood crypt. Do we need this fatal push? He doesn't have anything, right? Yeah, he doesn't have any creatures, so we don't need that. Just get rid of those two. So, we can dig for a forest and we can get the jar skull back and then inquisition him. Okay, we're back in this. We're back in this, guys. He might not have any lands here. If he doesn't have any lands, this is basically a he's giving the turnup. Yeah, this is pretty Oh, he does have a land. Okay, so he's not that screwed. I don't know what he was worried about. He's setting up for next turn. Okay. Oh, wow. Benevolent Rumble. Do we just set up for the victory right here, guys? Do we set up for the victory here? I think we just jar skull here, right? Like, and then get rid of another one of his cards. Yeah, I'm going to jar skull. Cuz then he has to kill Jar Skull, too. So, I think we're going to get rid of Wish. Yeah, we get rid of Wish here. Or do we get rid of the play three cards? May play a card you own. Oh yeah, he can't. Oh, he just lets him play it. It doesn't even let him cast it for free. So, we just get rid of Jessar's will here probably. Oh, we got two manamorphoses. Yikes. Okay. Well, pretty pretty decent rumble and then play it again with Jar Skull. Or we can just actually just we can actually just get Emperor Bones out and just get our guy out immediately next turn. That's probably the better play, right? Yeah. Not mess around with this. Just win the game on the spot. Yeah, that's what we're going to do. Oh, wow. Never mind. We have life death now. Okay, now we're definitely just going to destroy him. Do I Malevolent Rumble first? Doesn't matter which I do first. I don't know. I don't know if it matters. Wow. Uh, take this guy. Boom. Okay, that's pretty solid. That's going to be hard to beat. Look at that. One, two. Okay. Boom, baby. So, you saw he saw me pick the uh he quit the moment he saw me pick the artifacts. The artifact was the one that just kills that guy, right? So, that was the Ruby Storm. And we were going to take this dampening sphere right here. And this just make this just ends him the moment we cast that. Plus, we actually could have I think we could have just cast it this turn. Yeah, I could have cast it this turn. Yeah, he was done. Okay, am I lagging out here? We're back. Okay, sweet. Yo, what up, Dennis? We're a long live stream tonight, huh? Thank you, Wolfie. Appreciate you, brother. Defend my honor. Okay, let's do one more. Let's do one more and then maybe something else for a minute. Oh, it's already it's late, huh? I'll be back. One sec. Okay. I don't think we can keep this. So this hand we just don't have enough going on here. This hand we can keep. The problem here is what do we throw away? Probably St. Alinda. We got all our pieces we want here. Emperor Bones Ulamog is our jam. That's our main gem. We win on turn three if we get the right thing here. Oh wow. Oh wow. This is brutal, chat. This is brutal. This is brutal for the opponent. Renin six is such a monster, dude. I can't see Ren six. There he is. Oh, and we get to get another Oh my god. Yeah. Okay, take that. And we get to get another guy back. Another land back. Crazy. Entertaps. Okay, this was an easy game. Are you guys still here? Did it freeze up? Are we still good? Testing, testing, chat. Sure. G to the GG's. Thank you for the confirmations. Appreciate you. You know what, Chad? I don't know, man. We might be okay this weekend. Like, I don't know if I'm going to win. Wait, wait. Why don't I just I should just down pick him here, right? Am I winning? Yeah, we only lost one match so far tonight. I think we won every single other one, right? So, we're like six and one or something. Seven and one. I don't know. Doing a good job. Yeah, it's not bad. Thanks. Uh I don't even know how to say your name. Fati, what is my rank? Uh I've been playing in two different accounts, but like I'm, you know, I'm playing in the arena championships. I'm like literally playing in the championships. So, you know, mythic I'm a mythic rank player. I'm a mythic rank player. Let's just say leave it at that. Okay, for this deck here, I don't even know what this deck is supposed to even be, honestly. Like, what even is this deck supposed to be, dude? Some kind of burn deck or something. Like, we probably maybe we want dampening sphere for this, but he didn't even show us anything. Maybe I just run it back. Although I think I want the removals here instead of all this. The problem is the thought seizes hurt a lot here. We don't want those. Let's go with that. Yeah, that's probably fine. Let's try that up. Whoa. Thank you for that huge dono. Best channel on YouTube. Superjacked Ashton. Here we go. This is just for you. This is just for you for Jack. Super Jack guy. Guy. >> Yeah, we're just hanging out tonight, guys. We're hanging out playing Magic cards. Can't believe it's real. If you can't believe it's real, I can't believe it's real. Can't believe it's not butter. Can't believe it's not butter, either. Okay. Oh wow, he has it again. What do we do here, chat? Do we kill a guy or do we faith this loot? I'm going to faith this looting. I want to face with loot. Loot it up. I'm just going to ignore his guy. Screw that. We're just going to win on turn three. We're just winning on turn three. Sure. Haste away, buddy. Haste me away. Haste me away. Take me away. Haste me away. Okay, if he taps out, we win. Doesn't even matter about how much damage he does here. If he taps out, we win. And he tapped out. GG. Go nuts, homie. Go nuts. Attack with everybody. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Say goodbye to the opponent. Chat, chat, you are watching chat, you are watching a a arena championship level player right now. This is elite elite level skills. You're not going to see this on normal streams. You think Jay Anderson's going to have elite level magic skills? No chance. Not in this reality. Say goodbye to everything. GG's. I just wormholed that dude's entire board. That dude's entire board just got four orbs. Goodbye. Yo, he's not done though. He's like, I'm not done. He's like, I got another one. He's like, I'm going for the victory. He's like, I'm going for it. Okay. Woo. That was like a fiveminute victory. Our other matches are like 30 minutes long. Oh, we just ranked up again. We're already gold ranked two on this account. I feel like if I get up to platinum, I should start playing against some decks that are a little better. Oh, look. We got another card. Okay, let's do one more. One more cuz that was that was fast. That was fast. One more. And I think that's enough magic cards after that. Probably 4 hours of Magic cards. 3 hours. Check out Hey Ocean, guys. Check out her uh check out her writeups. It's kind of crazy. We created this community that like didn't exist before that is like doing all this basically discovering all the science and physics that the government covered up. It's actually just wild, dude. Totally wild. No you, Dennis. No you. But yeah, sorry I was muted. I was saying check out Hey Ocean. Um, this is a pretty sus hand, huh? We can remove two of his cards and get rid of fail. I think I'm going to keep it. It's like I got two removals so I can stall the game out a little bit, but I think I'm going to play this one cuz I don't want to draw land. I really don't want to draw land. Let's go with Inquisition first. Oh, he's playing this combo deck. Okay, this is this weirdass food combo deck. This is another one of This is the Sam Wise Gamji combo. Okay, so this is another one. Whenever another non-token creature you control enters, create a food token. Yeah. [ __ ] So he's got the ultimate combo here, huh? Damn, dude. Got the infinite combo. Yeah, I don't I think we just lose. I don't I This card this deck's insane. against this deck. The thing is they have nothing to interact. So if I play against this deck, I I just I can wipe them out, but not going to be easy. Now, what did he draw? Oh my god, he drew a Planaines Walker. Jesus Christ, dude. I have to get rid of that now. That's crazy. That's crazy that he had uh he top deck the planes walker there. The tie bar. That's probably a one up in his deck, I'm guessing. Yeah, we got Does he just go infinite right here? I think he just goes infinite. Yeah. Oh, no. No, he can't stack it. Never mind. Oh, wow. Look at that. Okay, it's not the worst. Got them orbs. Okay, good news is it's not going to be trivial for him to kill us here. H I wonder if I should have got the golden goose cuz he didn't have uh he didn't have a white mana. This is going to be interesting deck to play against. I'm definitely going to play against this deck in the tournament. So, I'm very glad I'm playing a game against it right now to get ready. In fact, I got to play a lot tomorrow. It looks like Lulu needs to go out. Come on, dude. No lands. This is so crazy, dude. I'm on two lands 12 cards in. Good news is he he's on two lands, too. He has nothing. Three lands. He top decks a Sepharoth. Okay. Come on, man. This is getting insane. Okay, I will we'll go out after this girl. Okay, well now we need I mean now if we draw our Emperor Bones, we win. Emperor Bones wins now. Uh does he go infinite here? No, not quite. But he gets to draw a free card. He gets to sack that guy. Draw a free card. Yep. Okay. Emperor Bones, please, sir. Uhoh. Uhoh. Okay. Emperor Bones. Yes. Yes. Chat. Yes. Willed it off the top. Look, it Look, it's going to try to tap my lands incorrectly here. It wants me to lose the game. It's literally trying to get me to lose the game right here. Chat. chat. How come I can't yatsi? Oh, wait. Are we going to die from this? Let's see. Oh, I Oh, no. Cuz it exiles him, right? 1 2 3 4. I don't even know if I'm going to live. I don't know if we're going to win here. This is super close. Oh god. Oh, we lived. Holy crap. We lived with only two life. Holy. This game is going to be fun when we play against this guy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, how do we play against this deck? Whoa. Why is this background all weird? Um, does he have any one mana? Oh, he does. Yeah, this is two. I don't think this is good enough. I don't think Renin six is good enough. I think we definitely want surgical extraction. We want goblank. We want to make his graveyard disappear. Probably want scavenging ooze. And then I think we need the removal sweet and board in here. So I think we just get rid of Dallion Fell. and cut one of these life deaths and an atraxia. And then let's cut this gives us maximum value. We can get rid of his graveyard. Discard cards from his hand. Oh, and that enchantment, too. Okay, so We're going to go like this. We're going to minimize the life deaths. We're going to do two jar skulls. We're going to play like this. I like this. Ton of interaction. Wipe out his graveyard. Destroy all his little cats that are going to be super annoying. Don't worry, there'll be more yachts. There'll be more yachts. uh things in the future here. Not great. Two abrupt decays. I guess we'll keep it. Oh man. Oh, we can destroy this, so it doesn't matter. That's why we kept the abrupt decays, by the way. That's why we kept the abrupt decays. Sure. >> Yeah. My deck's going to match up pretty nicely against these people. Pretty pretty nicely. I think we need to play this and get a green here. I'm going to do this on his turn. I don't see a reason to do it on mine. Oh, he doesn't have anything. He has nothing. Oh, wait. Oh, no. Oh, abrupt decay doesn't destroy this enchantment. I'm an idiot. Yikes. Yikes. Whoops. Whoops, chat. Whoopsie. Okay, we might lose. We might actually lose. I messed up. Huh? Yeah. Getting playing against lay line of the void. This is going to be a problem. Might just kill me, honestly. Oh well. I'm going to play this out. We got to get rid of his uh got to get rid of his graveyard here. We're just going to do it back to him. No big deal. He just surrendered. You want to know why? Because he is nothing. He can uh if I take out all his cats, then he's just done. If I take his cats out, then he doesn't that's his whole deck basically. He just surrendered. So, since I was taking his cats out, he knew he couldn't do anything. Crazy. Okay. Well, we just beat the two decks that are like the number top two decks that we were going to be playing against this weekend. So, not the worst. Got a little practice in tonight. Um, got to talk a little bit about what's going on in the world and politics and science and physics. Yeah, he folded. Okay, guys. I think I'm going to call it there. Let me see what we got going on in the chat here. Make sure I didn't miss any super chats. No, I think we hit all of them, guys. Okay, actually, you know what? What we got going on here? kind of want to do what is gonna do one of these real quick I don't know what this is cool down game cool down game guys some kind of weird they do these weird events every week you can get some pretty good rewards from them so if you're new like I I don't know I guess hey maybe if I promote this MTG they won't ban me from the game if you're new to the game play the the midweek magics you get like rare cards cards. You get some of the cosmetic stuff from it. That's a good way to like get introduced and it's kind of fun. You don't have to have all the cards to do all that stuff a lot of times. So, check out these midweek magic games. In this case, midweek magic for this week until tomorrow is preset decks. So, you don't even have to have them. You just get to play them. And they have, in this case, they're really powerful cards as you're going to see here in a second. And, you know, it'll scratch that itch if if this is what you're down trying to do. Okay, we're gonna do this. Play this guy. Interested. Okay. Okay, next turn we're going to play the Killian's Confidence here. Just our whole board's going to get huge. I'm pretty sure I've never played Midweek Magic. uh ocean. But okay, sure, sure. Um, what are we doing here? I think we're going to kill you in here on this guy. Oh, head of the class. That's a really good card. Yeah, silver coil is just busted, man. This is so busted. First spell you cost costs costs this much less. So, I get to play this card for free next turn. Look how this is so busted. Look how busted this is. This card right here. I'm going go full screen. Sorry. This card lets me play this card for free every turn. This opponent's super dead right now. This guy's super super dead. Oh man, I can almost just kill him. Holy crap. What's this one do? Oh wow. Okay. Wait, what? Oh crap. I I screwed up. I I wanted to cast this. Oh well, whatever. My bad. Actually, I think that's fine. That's That's okay. Yeah. Okay, now that's good. We get this next turn. Game's over. We We win, by the way. Who's this? Just going to end it. What's this do? We can tap down one of his guys with this for free basically. I think. Yeah. Why is he attacking me? Super dead. Yeah. My opponent's super dead now. Um, I think I can just play everything. Oh, maybe I should. Oh, well, there's the GG, huh? Let's go ahead and just play this Vanishing Burst out. Jeez, this deck is so busted. Look how strong this deck is. So, this is what I'm talking about. If you're into midweek magic, like if you're into you want to play magic, learn magic, these are the best best things to learn cuz there's no there's no uh stress, right? You lose, you lose. Doesn't matter. you don't lose anything. And you for your first three wins, you get some cards and you'll get stuff towards your weeklies and everything like that. So, let's see what we get. Boom. So, we get a rare card. You can tell it's rare because it's yellow, right? Clement. I don't know. Some card I don't care about. You got to realize there's thousands of cards in this game. You're going to mostly get stuff you It doesn't matter. But occasionally you'll get cards that are either really good or ones that are played. Okay, this will be the last one for real this time. Hey, Oceans hitting that those maruchas. We'll keep this. This deck, this hand's pretty crazy. This card is just so good. I get to just cast this for free. They just quit just like that. Well, that was easy. So, there you go, guys. Is there physical cards you wish you had? You guys want to see my cards real quick? I should probably not be showing these off because people know where I live and [ __ ] No, >> but just for you guys since I love you guys so much. Yeah, that's uh Ragavan. Multiple Ragavans. That actually that card's not even worth that much anymore. But these top cards up here, those cards at the top uh demonic tutor. Yeah. Or uh actually which tutor is that? Uh, I can't remember, but yes, some dope cards. I think the price of those like skyrocketed recently. Here, I'll pull it up. Uh, what was it? Stricks Haven 090. Yeah, demonettor. That is what it is. Here it is. One sec. I got two of them. Look at the price of that bad boy. $350. Not bad. I guess that's not enough money to go rob somebody's house over, right? Okay. Yeah, it's not that much. Never mind, guys. Okay. Peace. Have a good night, MH370X. I will be back tomorrow and I'll be back Friday. Also, guys, we're doing a quick interview tomorrow at 5:00 Central, 6 o'clock Eastern time. uh with Lev. 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